Category: Funny saying
Sometimes I want to go back in time and punch myself in the face.
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
I’m not shy, I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you.
I don’t even believe myself when I say I’ll be ready in 5 minutes.
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time.
If you are lonely, dim all lights and put on a horror movie. After a while it won’t feel like you are alone anymore.
I’m actually not funny. I’m just really mean and people think I’m joking
