
Category: Funny saying


“I would have written a shorter letter, but I did not have the time.”

“Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.”

“I’m not for everyone. I’m barely for me.”

“My doctor told me that jogging could add years to my life. I think he was right. I feel ten years older already.”

“My theory is that all of Scottish cuisine is based on a dare.”

“Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.”

“Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They’re about to announce the lottery numbers.”
