Finally my winter fat is done. Now I have spring rolls.
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“Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.”
The only reason I’m fat is because a tiny body couldn’t store all this personality.
Alcohol! Because no great story started with someone eating a salad.
Never trust people who smile constantly. They’re either selling something or not very bright.
A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs. It’s jolted by every pebble on the road.
