Funny friendship quotes A good friend will help you move. But a best friend will help you move a dead body. Prev Article Next Article A good friend will help you move. But a best friend will help you move a dead body. Jim Hayes Facebook Prev Article Next Article Related Posts The world is round so that friendship may encircle it. Sometimes me think, ‘What is friend?’ Then me say, ‘Friend is someone to share the last cookie with We’ll be best friends forever because you already know too much. It is more fun to talk with someone who doesn’t use long, difficult words but rather short, easy words like, ‘What about lunch? Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down. Best friends understand when you say forget it. Wait forever when you say just a minute. Stay when you say leave me alone. And open the door before you can say come in. Tags: move a dead body Add Comment Cancel replyYou must be logged in to post a comment.