Funny relationship quotes Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest. Prev Article Next Article Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest. Professor Irwin Corey Facebook Prev Article Next Article Related Posts A good marriage is like a casserole, only those responsible for it really know what goes in it. You’re the cheese on top of my spaghetti, the cream on top of my frappuccino and the cheesecake on my red velvet cake. Love is a two-way street constantly under construction. You are the cause why my eyeglasses fog. True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked. What’s the best way to have your husband remember your anniversary? Get married on his birthday. Tags: bank account Add Comment Cancel replyYou must be logged in to post a comment.