Funny friendship quotes There is nothing like puking with somebody to make you into old friends. Prev Article Next Article There is nothing like puking with somebody to make you into old friends. Sylvia Plath Facebook Prev Article Next Article Related Posts Friends give you a shoulder to cry on. But best friends are ready with a shovel to hurt the person that made you cry. Marriage is a sort of friendship recognized by the police. A true friend is hard to find, difficult to leave and impossible to forget. It is more fun to talk with someone who doesn’t use long, difficult words but rather short, easy words like, ‘What about lunch? I think we’ll be friend forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends. Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty Tags: puking with somebody Add Comment Cancel replyYou must be logged in to post a comment.