Funny relationship quotes If only one could tell true love from false love as one can tell mushrooms from toadstools. Prev Article Next Article If only one could tell true love from false love as one can tell mushrooms from toadstools. Katherine Mansfield Facebook Prev Article Next Article Related Posts You’ll know a person is in love when he can laugh like a fool by himself and keeps a goofy smile plastered on his face all day long. Love is the answer, but while you’re waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions. You’re just like bacon, beer and chocolate – you make everything better. Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest. My wife gets all the money I make. I just get an apple and clean clothes every morning. Loss for words? Give that person a hug. It’s worth a thousand and more. Plus, it’s free. Tags: love from false Add Comment Cancel replyYou must be logged in to post a comment.