Funny friendship quotes Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty Prev Article Next Article Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty. Sicilian Proverb Facebook Prev Article Next Article Related Posts It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them. Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down. Friendship will not stand the strain of very much good advice for very long. Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside. One measure of friendship consists not in the number of things friends can discuss, but in the number of things they need no longer mention. Friends give you a shoulder to cry on. But best friends are ready with a shovel to hurt the person that made you cry. Tags: dirty, face, real friends Add Comment Cancel replyYou must be logged in to post a comment.