Funny relationship quotes True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked. Prev Article Next Article True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked. Erich Segal Facebook Prev Article Next Article Related Posts A man in love is not complete until he is married. Then he is finished. A person in love partly becomes a poet, a composer and the corniest person in the room. You’re the cheese on top of my spaghetti, the cream on top of my frappuccino and the cheesecake on my red velvet cake. My wife gets all the money I make. I just get an apple and clean clothes every morning. Love is the only kind of fire which is never covered by insurance. What’s the best way to have your husband remember your anniversary? Get married on his birthday. Tags: without banners Add Comment Cancel replyYou must be logged in to post a comment.