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A balanced diet leads to a healthy body. Most of the deaths are due to overeating. Along with a balanced diet, exercise is essential for staying healthy. Sometimes it happens that peoples who eat too much, when they start eating less, they start to feel anxious and they cannot stop themselves from eating more, then their body becomes the same as before. If you want to stay healthy, you have to overeating and fast food. Enjoy Diet Funny Quotes and share with your friends who are overweight and can’t stop themselves from overeating.

Balanced Diet Funny Jokes And Sayings

1. Eat drink and be merry for tomorrow we may diet. Cathy Hopkins
2. Probably nothing in the world arouses more false hopes than the first four hours of a diet. Dan Bennett
3. Saying yes to the skinny jeans by saying no to the donuts. Betsy Canas Garmon
4. Here’s the secret to weight loss: It’s all about crowding out, not cutting out. Kathy Freston
5. A diet is just code for a time when you eat food you dislike and still feel hungry. Anonymous
6. If you believe that weight loss requires self-deprivation, I’m going to teach you otherwise. Robert Atkins
7. I tried every diet in the book. I tried some that weren’t in the book. I tried eating the book. It tasted better than most of the diets. Dolly Parton
8. The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don’t want, drink what you don’t like, and do what you’d rather not. Mark Twain
9. When I buy cookies I eat just four and throw the rest away. But first I spray them with Raid so I won’t dig them out of the garbage later. Be careful, though, because Raid really doesn’t taste that bad. Janette Barber
10. No diet will remove all the fat from your body because the brain is entirely fat. Without a brain, you might look good, but all you could do is run for public office. George Bernard Shaw
11. The two biggest sellers in any bookstore are the cookbooks and the diet books. The cookbooks tell you how to prepare the food, and the diet books tell you how not to eat any of it! Andy Rooney
12. A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand. Barbara Johnson
13. Pasta doesn’t make you fat. How much pasta you eat makes you fat. Giada De Laurentiis
14. A diet is when you watch what you eat and wish you could eat what you watch. Hermione Gingold
15. Food is an important part of a balanced diet. Fran Lebowitz
16. I’ve been on a diet for two weeks and all I’ve lost is two weeks. Totie Fields
17. I feel about airplanes the way I feel about diets. It seems to me that they are wonderful things for other people to go on. Jean Kerr
18. That’s life. The older you get, the tougher it is to score. Bob Hope
19. The biggest seller is cookbooks and the second is diet books – how not to eat what you’ve just learned how to cook. Andy Rooney
20. An optimist is a person who starts a new diet on Thanksgiving Day. Irv Kupcinet
21. In two decades I’ve lost a total of 789 pounds. I should be hanging from a charm bracelet. Erma Bombeck
22. It’s okay to be fat. So you’re fat. Just be fat and shut up about it. Roseanne Barr
23. Nothing tastes as good as being thin feels. Elizabeth Berg
24. Thou shouldst eat to live; not live to eat. Socrates
25. A diet is a plan, generally hopeless, for reducing your weight, which tests your will power but does little for your waistline. Herbert V. Prochnow
26. I’ve decided that perhaps I’m bulimic and just keep forgetting to purge. Paula Poundstone
27. When we lose twenty pounds… we may be losing the twenty best pounds we have! We may be losing the pounds that contain our genius, our humanity, our love and honesty. Woody Allen
28. If you have formed the habit of checking on every new diet that comes along, you will find that, mercifully, they all blur together, leaving you with only one definite piece of information: french-fried potatoes are out. Jean Kerr
29. If you wish to grow thinner, diminish your dinner. Henry Sambrooke Leigh
30. One should eat to live, not live to eat. Moliere
31. If you want to look young and thin, hang around old fat people. Jim Eason
32. Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels. Kate Moss
33. The first thing you lose on a diet is brain mass. Margaret Cho