Best Friends Laughing Quotes | Funny Friendship Quotes

Friends Laughing Quotes are a wonderful way to celebrate the awesome friendship with your best friends. Here are the hilarious funny quotes that celebrate true friendship.

Best friends laughing quotes
Best friends laughing quotes
  • “I am the friend you have to explain to your other friends before they meet me.”
Laughing with friends quotes
Laughing with friends quotes
  • “You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend. I’ll train you.”
Funny quotes for companion
Funny quotes for companion
  • “There are three faithful friends, an old wife, an old dog, and ready money.”
    Benjamin Franklin
Funny quotes about friends
Funny quotes about friends
  • “I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell — you see, I have friends in both places.” — Mark Twain
Quotes on craziness times with friends
Craziness time friends quotes
  • “True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together”
    Emilie Saint-Genis
Homurous partner sayings
Friends laughing quotes
  • “Friends make you smile — best friends make you giggle ’til you pee your pants.”
    Terri Guillemets
love is blind funny sayings
Friends laughing quotes
  • “Love is blind; friendship closes its eyes.”
    Friedrich Nietzsche
Laughter with friends quotes
Laughter with friends quotes
  • “The capacity for friendship is God’s way of apologizing for our families.”
    Jay McInerney
funny friendship quotes
Funny friendship quotes
  • “Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.”
Friendship laughter quote
Friendship laughter quote

Funny Quotes about Friendship and Laughter

  • “A good friend will help you move. But a best friend will help you move a dead body.”Jim Hayes
    “Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.”
    Unknown
  • “True friendship is when you walk into their house and your WiFi connects automatically.”
    Unknown
  • “Friendship is not possible between two women, one of whom is very well dressed.” — Laurie Colwin
  • “A good friend is a connection to life — a tie to the past, a road to the future, the key to sanity in a totally insane world.”
    Lois Wyse
  • “We’ll be friends ’til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends!“
    Unknown
  • “Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.”
  • “Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another: ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one.”
    C.S. Lewis
  • “The imaginary friends I had as a kid dropped me because their friends thought I didn’t exist.”
    Aaron Machado
  • “A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked.”
    Bernard Meltzer
  • “You and I are more than friends. We’re like a really small gang.”
  • “There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate.”
    Linda Grayson
  • “A friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you.”
    Elbert Hubbard
  • “We’ll be best friends forever because you already know too much.”
    Unknown
  • “A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.”
    Markus Zusak
  • “It’s the friends you can call up at 4 a.m. that matter.”
    Marlene Dietrich
  • “You can always tell a real friend: when you’ve made a fool of yourself he doesn’t feel you’ve done a permanent job.”
    Laurence J. Peter
  • “Friends are the family you choose.”
    Jess C. Scott
  • “There is nothing like puking with somebody to make you into old friends.”
    Sylvia Plath
  • “‘Are we going to be friends forever?’ asked Piglet. ‘Even longer,’ Pooh answered.”
    A.A. Milne
  • “Tis the privilege of friendship to talk nonsense, and to have her nonsense respected.”
    Charles Lamb
  • “Men kick friendship around like a football, but it doesn’t seem to crack. Women treat it like glass and it goes to pieces.”
    Anne Morrow Lindbergh
  • “Friendship is having those your conversations with your best friend and thinking if anyone heard you, you would be put in a mental hospital.”
    Unknown
  • “A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad.”
    Arnold H. Glasgow
  • “Friendship is the only cement that will ever hold the world together.”
    Woodrow T. Wilson
  • “Friendship is like money, easier made than kept.”
    Samuel Butler
  • “There’s not a word yet, for old friends who’ve just met.”
    Jim Henson
  • “Friends should be like books, few, but hand-selected.”
    C.J. Langenhoven
  • “Some people only get called by their nicknames. Usually, it sounds weird to even say their real name.”
    Kishore
  • “Friends are people who know you really well and like you anyway.”
    Greg Tamblyn
  • “I love that our effortless friendship fits perfectly with my laziness.”
    Unknown
  • “It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them.”
    Ralph Waldo Emerson
  • “Friends give you a shoulder to cry on. But best friends are ready with a shovel to hurt the person that made you cry.”
    Unknown
  • “Love is blind; friendship tries not to notice.”
    Otto von Bismarck
  • “If you have two friends in your lifetime, you’re lucky. If you have one good friend, you’re more than lucky.”
    S.E. Hinton
  • “Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.”
    Unknown
  • “Friends are relatives you make for yourself.”
    Eustache Deschamps
  • “There are some things you can’t share without ending up liking each other, and knocking out a twelve-foot mountain troll is one of them.”
    J.K. Rowling
  • “Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.”
    Unknown
  • “Friends: people who borrow my books and set wet glasses on them.”
    Edwin Arlington Robinson
  • “Friendship consists in forgetting what one gives and remembering what one receives.”
    Alexandre Dumas
  • “If you can survive 11 days in cramped quarters with a friend and come out laughing, your friendship is the real deal.”
    Oprah Winfrey
  • “It takes a long time to grow an old friend.”
    John Leonard
  • “Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down.”
    Oprah Winfrey
  • “Do I not destroy my enemies when I make them my friends?”
    Abraham Lincoln
  • “Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.”
    Robert Brault
  • “Friends don’t let friends do stupid things. Alone.”
    Unknown
  • “I value the friend who for me finds time on his calendar, but I cherish the friend who for me does not consult his calendar.”
    Robert Brault
  • “I think if I’ve learned anything about friendship, it’s to hang in, stay connected, fight for them, and let them fight for you. Don’t walk away, don’t be distracted, don’t be too busy or tired, don’t take them for granted. Friends are part of the glue that holds life and faith together. Powerful stuff.”
    Jon Katz
  • “Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art…. It has no survival value; rather it is one of those things which give value to survival.”
    C.S. Lewis
  • “If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day so I never have to live without you.”
    Joan Powers
  • “A friend to all is a friend to none.”
    Aristotle
  • “Anybody can sympathize with the sufferings of a friend, but it requires a very fine nature to sympathise with a friend’s success.”
    Oscar Wilde
  • “A friend can tell you things you don’t want to tell yourself.”
    Frances Ward Weller
  • “Friends pick us up when we fall down, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.”
    Unknown
  • “I am always saying ‘Glad to’ve met you’ to somebody I’m not at all glad I met. If you want to stay alive, you have to say that stuff, though.”
    J.D. Salinger
  • “Only a true best friend can protect you from your immortal enemies.”
    Richelle Mead
  • “Best friends don’t necessarily have to talk every day. They don’t even need to talk for weeks. But when they do, it’s like they never stopped talking.”
    Unknown
  • “The holy passion of Friendship is so sweet and steady and loyal and enduring a nature that it will last through a whole lifetime, if not asked to lend money.”
    Mark Twain
  • “You can’t stay in your corner of the Forest waiting for others to come to you. You have to go to them sometimes.”
    A.A. Milne
  • “A stranger stabs you in the front. A friend stabs you in the back. A boyfriend stabs you in the heart. Best friends poke each other with straws.”
    Unknown
  • “Life is an awful, ugly place to not have a best friend.”
    Sarah Desse
  • “Never leave a friend behind. Friends are all we have to get us through this life–and they are the only things from this world that we could hope to see in the next.”
    Dean Koontz

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