Printable Funny Bathroom Quotes for Walls | Toilet Rules

The practice of writing funny lines in the bathroom is growing nowadays. There is also the fact that you go somewhere in the public bathroom and there is a line of people and you are eager to go to the bathroom and the person sitting inside is bathing calmly. We’ve put together some funny bathroom quotes for you that you won’t be able to stop laughing at.

Short Funny Bathroom Quotes

Funny Bathroom Quotes
Funny Bathroom Quotes
  • Big dreams start in small places.
  • Keep your work area clean it is part of your job.
  • Guys, stand closer, it may be shorter than you think!
  • Please ensure that this toilet area is left clean and tidy for the next user.
  • Please be sweet and take the seat.

Dirty Funny Bathroom Quotes

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Funny toilet flush quotes
  • Flush me well and keep me clean. I’ll never tell what I have seen …
  • Here I sit broken hearted tried to poop but only farted.
  • Be considerate. Clean up after yourself.
  • Please do not flush feminine products, trash or disposable wipes.
  • Keep calm and keep the toilet clean.

Funny Bathroom Quotes from Movies

funny bathroom quotes from movies
Funny bathroom quotes from movies
  • This is where the magic happens.
  • Be your own kind of wonderful.
  • Our aim is to keep this bathroom clean. Your aim will help.
  • Help keep dirt out. Clean toilet rooms mean good health. It’s up to you!
  • Should this bathroom not be to a high standard of cleanliness or short of supplies, Please inform a member of staff at reception.

Printable Funny Bathroom Quotes

printable funny bathroom quotes
Printable funny bathroom quotes
  • How long a minute is depends on which side of the bathroom door you are.
  • Do not flush paper towels, sanitary products, tissues & wipes, kittens & puppies, hopes & dreams. Thank you!
  • To pee or not to pee … that is the question.
  • My mom tried to teach our goats to pee in one certain spot by giving them treats when they’d pee in that spot. Except that they think that now whenever they pee they get a treat so whenever they see my mom they pee.

Funny Bathroom Graffiti Quotes

toilet one liners
Toilet one liners
  • My doctor told me not to lift anything heavy for a few weeks. So now I have to sit down when I pee.
  • If at first you don’t succeed, flush, flush, flush again …
  • Please leave this toilet as you would hope to find it. Thank you.
  • Before you leave take a minute to clean
  • Your mother is not here. Please clean your own mess.

Inspirational Toilet Quotes

funny bathroom graffiti quotes
Funny bathroom graffiti quotes
  • If you sprinkle when you tinkle please be sweat and wipe the seat!
  • Please be patient even a toilet can handle only one asshole at a time.
  • Hey Sexy! Shut the door, drop your pants, climb on top of me, and satisfy your needs. Love always your toilet.
  • Toilet seat: “Put me down”
  • How can a man who can hit a deer at 250 yards keep missing the toilet?

Funny Bathroom Quotes for Walls

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Funny bathroom sayings
  • Men to the left because women are always right. (or the other way round…..?)
  • Life is a lot like toilet paper. You’re either on a roll … or you’re taking shit from some asshole.
  • I don’t care if you like windows, run into walls, or occasionally pee on yourself, you hang in there sunshine, you’re friggin special.
  • If you dribble when you piddle be a sweetie and wipe the seatie!
  • In this house we aim to please. In this room (bathroom) you aim too, please.

Sitting On The Toilet Quotes

no job finished untill paperwork is done

  • No job is finished until the paperwork is done.
  • Live, laugh, poop.
  • Gentlemen: Your aim will help. Stand closer. It’s shorter than you think. Ladies: Please remain seated for the entire performance.
  • If you drop it pick it up, if it runs out replace it, if you spill it wipe it, if you’re finished flush it, if it smells spray it.
  • Some come to sit and think others just to sit and stink.
  • Smile. You’re losing weight.

Printable Funny Toilet Rules

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Funny Bathroom Rules

Bathroom Rules

  1. If it is up………….Put it down.
  2. It is on……………Turn it off.
  3. If it dirty……………Clean it.
    And if you are taking a long time…..
    Hurry Up
funny bathroom quotes for walls
Funny bathroom quotes for walls

Toilet Rules:

  1. If you drop it … put it down.
  2. If it runs out … replace it.
  3. If you miss … clean it up.
  4. If you’re finished … flush it.
  5. If it smells … spray it.

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