50+ Funny Boat Quotes That Will Make You Laugh More

Who doesn’t like sailing, maybe you have some old memories of your boat when you got on the boat and had a good time with your friends. We have compiled for you some Funny Boat Quotes which you will surely enjoy.

Short Funny Boat Quotes

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Funny boating quotes
  1. “The goal is not to sail the boat, but rather to help the boat sail herself.” – John Rousmaniere
  2. “Water in the boat is the ruin of the boat, but water under the boat is its support.” – Rumi
  3. “If there “is no more after one more”. Then you are on a boat with no oar, offshore.” – Zulqar
    Funny quotes about boats
    Funny quotes about boats
  4. “Boat is nothing without water and man without his dreams!” – Mehmet Murat ildan
  5. “You can’t buy happiness. But you can buy a boat and that’s pretty much the same thing.”
  6. “Well, I still don’t like him! What kind of a man doesn’t name his boat?” – Amber Silvia

Funny Captain Boat Quotes

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Funny boat captain quotes
  1. “The day you hear someone call me captain will be the day I buy a boat.” – Guy Lafleur
  2. “If your ship doesn’t come in, Swim out to meet it!”
  3. “You have the liberty to ask for advice without acting upon it when you are the captain.”
  4. “Work like a Captain, Play like a Pirate.”
  5. “To young men contemplating a voyage, I would say go.”
  6. “I’M the Captain, Get over it.”
  7. “A boat can’t have two captains.” – Akira Mori

Funny Boat Quotes From Movies

funny boat quotes from movies
Funny boat quotes from movies
  1. “Knees, but they evaporated as the boat picked.” – Lisa Scottoline
  2. “They’re not your crew any more. They belong to the ship.” –SAM NEILL
  3. “I will take the Lewis and Clark to a safe distance, and then I will launch TAC missiles at the Event Horizon until I’m satisfied she’s vaporized.” -LAURENCE FISHBURNE
  4. “A ship can’t be happy unless she’s efficient and she certainly won’t be efficient unless she’s happy.” -NOEL PIERCE COWARD
  5. “England is under threat of invasion, and though we be on the far side of the world, this ship is our home. This ship, is England. So it’s every hand to his rope or gun, quick’s the word and sharp’s the action.” -RUSSELL CROWE

Simple and Funny Boating Quotes

laughing boat quotes
Laughing boat quotes
  1. “Don’t bring an anchor, on a sinking boat.” – Anthony Liccione
  2. “The sea’s rising, the boat must be lightened.” – Alfred Noyes
  3. “Can anyone row this boat across this river, without an oar?”
  4. “The love boat has crashed against the everyday.” – Vladimir Mayakovsky
  5. “Vessels large may venture more, But little boats should keep near shore.” – Benjamin Franklin

Family Boating Quotes

rowing not a drilling

  1. “Make sure everybody in your boat is rowing and not drilling holes when you’re not looking.”
  2. When shall we three meet again. In thunder, lightning, or in rain? —William Shakespeare
  3. “Only the guy who isn’t rowing has time to rock the boat.” – Jean-Paul Sartre
  4. “Don’t be afraid to rock the boat once in a while. If someone falls out, then obviously they were never meant to be in your boat in the first place.”
  5. “We are all in the same boat in a stormy sea, and we owe each other a terrible loyalty.” – G. K. Chesterton
  6. “Sometimes you need to together your boats to stop them from following your dreams.” – Anthony T. Hincks

Quotes About Boat And Sunset

every women feels

  1. “It was a rich and gorgeous sunset – an American sunset; and the ruddy glow of the sky was reflected from some extensive pools of water among the shadowy copses in the meadow below. ” -Francis Parkman
  2. “I remarked constantly, just at sunset, in these latitudes, that the eastern horizon was brilliantly illuminated with a kind of mock sunset. This in a short time disappeared, to be soon succeeded by another similar in character, but more faint. ” -George Grey
  3. “With every new dawn you get another chance of getting it right, and every sunset may be your last. ”
  4. “How strange this fear of death is! We are never frightened at a sunset. ” -George MacDonald

Lake Boating Quotes

simple boat quotes
Lake boat quotes
  1. “Every man should pull a boat over a mountain once in his life.” – Werner Herzog
  2. “There is nothing – absolutely nothing – half so much worth doing as simply messing about in boats. ”
  3. “Staying hydrated by always being on the sea. ”
  4. “Floating into the weekend with my rose close by.”
  5. “Sailors, with their built in sense of order, service and discipline, should really be running the world. ”

Boat Quotes And Sayings About Life On The Ocean

harber are safe

  1. “Boats in the harbor are safe but that is not what they are meant for.” – Zig Ziglar
  2. “Every woman feels she is too old and has missed the boat.” – Felicity Kendal
  3. “There are only two colors to paint a boat, black or white, and only a fool would paint a boat black.” – Nathanael Greene Herreshoff
  4. “Even if it is made up of gold, the sailing boat can go nowhere without the humble wind!” – Mehmet Murat ildan
  5. “Remember when you were my boat, and I was your sea?”
  6. “I don’t need therapy, I just need my boat.”
  7. “Do not put each foot in a different boat.”
  8. “Boats don’t sink because of the water on the outside, boats sink if water gets inside. Don’t let negative get inside of you, and sink your goals.”
  9. “Let God push your boat out into the deep waters, toward the unfathomable depths of the interior life.” – Diary of Saint Faustina
  10. “The sea is the same as it has been since before men ever went on it in boats.” – Ernest Hemingway
  11. “When the water is calm, take as much distance as possible with your boat!” – Mehmet Murat ildan
  12. “We may have all come on different ships, but we’re in the same boat now.” – Martin Luther King, Jr.
  13. “When you get on the boat that’s saving you, don’t pull up the ladder behind you.” – Adrienne Clarkson
  14. “As soon as I get on my boat, something inside me changes. Then I really feel what living is.” – Laura Dekker
  15. “Life is like a boat in the sea. When the sea is rough the only way to keep your boat moving forward is to keep rowing.”
  16. “He’s not the type of guy who’s just going to fall off a boat, he’s the type of guy who watches to make sure no one else does.” – Keith Davis
  17. “I’ve met the most interesting people while flying or on a boat. These methods of travel seem to attract the kind of people I want to be with.” – Hedy Lamarr
  18. “Thoughts will change and shift just like the wind and the water when you’re on the boat; thoughts are no different than anything else.” – Jeff Bridges
  19. “I may have fewer people on my boat. But at least they row rather than making holes when I’m not watching.” – Sahil
  20. “A boat with a furled sail at rest in a harbor. In truth it pictures not my destination but my life.” – Edgar Lee Masters
  21. “There are a lot of mysterious things about boats, such as why anyone would get on one voluntarily.” – P. J. O’Rourke
  22. “The boats outside the window were always still I wondered if one of them would take me to the ocean.” – Yoko Ono
  23. “There is nothing – absolutely nothing – half so much worth doing as simply messing about in boats.” – Kenneth Grahame
  24. “If a man must be obsessed by something, I suppose a boat is as good as anything, perhaps a bit better than most.” – E.B. White

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