50+ Funny Boat Quotes That Will Make You Laugh More

Who doesn’t like sailing, maybe you have some old memories of your boat when you got on the boat and had a good time with your friends. We have compiled for you some Funny Boat Quotes which you will surely enjoy.

funny boat quotes
Funny Boat Quotes

“There are only two colors to paint a boat, black or white, and only a fool would paint a boat black.” – Nathanael Greene Herreshoff

funny boat quotes from movies
Funny boat quotes from movies

“Knees, but they evaporated as the boat picked.” – Lisa Scottoline

funny boat captain quotes
Funny boat captain quotes

“The day you hear someone call me captain will be the day I buy a boat.” – Guy Lafleur

Funny quotes about boats
Funny quotes about boats

“Well, I still don’t like him! What kind of a man doesn’t name his boat?” – Amber Silvia

funny boating quotes
Funny boating quotes

“The goal is not to sail the boat, but rather to help the boat sail herself.” – John Rousmaniere

laughing boat quotes
Laughing boat quotes

“Don’t bring an anchor, on a sinking boat.” – Anthony Liccione

simple boat quotes
Simple boat quotes

“Every man should pull a boat over a mountain once in his life.” – Werner Herzog

every women feels

“Every woman feels she is too old and has missed the boat.” – Felicity Kendal

harber are safe

“Boats in the harbor are safe but that is not what they are meant for.” – Zig Ziglar

rowing not a drilling

  • “Make sure everybody in your boat is rowing and not drilling holes when you’re not looking.”
  • “A boat can’t have two captains.” – Akira Mori
  • “Only the guy who isn’t rowing has time to rock the boat.” – Jean-Paul Sartre
  • “The sea’s rising, the boat must be lightened.” – Alfred Noyes
  • “Can anyone row this boat across this river, without an oar?”
  • “The love boat has crashed against the everyday.” – Vladimir Mayakovsky
  • “Vessels large may venture more, But little boats should keep near shore.” – Benjamin Franklin
  • “Don’t be afraid to rock the boat once in a while. If someone falls out, then obviously they were never meant to be in your boat in the first place.”
  • “Even if it is made up of gold, the sailing boat can go nowhere without the humble wind!” – Mehmet Murat ildan
  • “Remember when you were my boat, and I was your sea?”
  • “I don’t need therapy, I just need my boat.”
  • “Do not put each foot in a different boat.”

Boat Quotes And Sayings About Life On The Ocean

  • “Boats don’t sink because of the water on the outside, boats sink if water gets inside. Don’t let negative get inside of you, and sink your goals.”
  • “Let God push your boat out into the deep waters, toward the unfathomable depths of the interior life.” – Diary of Saint Faustina
  • “Boat is nothing without water and man without his dreams!” – Mehmet Murat ildan
  • “You can’t buy happiness. But you can buy a boat and that’s pretty much the same thing.”
  • “Water in the boat is the ruin of the boat, but water under the boat is its support.” – Rumi
  • “If there “is no more after one more”. Then you are on a boat with no oar, offshore.” – Zulqar
  • “The sea is the same as it has been since before men ever went on it in boats.” – Ernest Hemingway
  • “When the water is calm, take as much distance as possible with your boat!” – Mehmet Murat ildan
  • “We may have all come on different ships, but we’re in the same boat now.” – Martin Luther King, Jr.
  • “When you get on the boat that’s saving you, don’t pull up the ladder behind you.” – Adrienne Clarkson
  • “As soon as I get on my boat, something inside me changes. Then I really feel what living is.” – Laura Dekker
  • “We are all in the same boat in a stormy sea, and we owe each other a terrible loyalty.” – G. K. Chesterton
  • “Sometimes you need to tether your boats to stop them from following your dreams.” – Anthony T. Hincks
  • “Life is like a boat in the sea. When the sea is rough the only way to keep your boat moving forward is to keep rowing.”
  • “He’s not the type of guy who’s just going to fall off a boat, he’s the type of guy who watches to make sure no one else does.” – Keith Davis
  • “I’ve met the most interesting people while flying or on a boat. These methods of travel seem to attract the kind of people I want to be with.” – Hedy Lamarr
  • “Thoughts will change and shift just like the wind and the water when you’re on the boat; thoughts are no different than anything else.” – Jeff Bridges
  • “I may have fewer people on my boat. But at least they row rather than making holes when I’m not watching.” – Sahil
  • “A boat with a furled sail at rest in a harbor. In truth it pictures not my destination but my life.” – Edgar Lee Masters
  • “There are a lot of mysterious things about boats, such as why anyone would get on one voluntarily.” – P. J. O’Rourke
  • “The boats outside the window were always still I wondered if one of them would take me to the ocean.” – Yoko Ono
  • “There is nothing – absolutely nothing – half so much worth doing as simply messing about in boats.” – Kenneth Grahame
  • “If a man must be obsessed by something, I suppose a boat is as good as anything, perhaps a bit better than most.” – E.B. White

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