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Funny God Quotes

If you use the church’s WiFi, are you receiving God’s signal?
Anonymous

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Humor god quotes

My dear child, you must believe in God despite what the clergy tell you.
Benjamin Jowett

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It is the final proof of God’s omnipotence that he need not exist in order to save us.
Peter De Vries

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Why is it that when we talk to God we’re said to be praying but when God talks to us we’re schizophrenic?
Lily Tomlin

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I’d rather live my whole life assuming there is a God, only to find out that there isn’t, than to live my whole life assuming there isn’t a God, only to find out there is.
Peter Barry

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Good God, how much reverence can you have for a Supreme Being who finds it necessary to include such phenomena as phlegm and tooth decay in His divine system of Creation?
Joseph Heller

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When I told the people of Northern Ireland that I was an atheist, a woman in the audience stood up and said, ‘Yes, but is it the God of the Catholics or the God of the Protestants in whom you don’t believe?
Quentin Crisp

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If there were no God, there would be no atheists.
G. K. Chesterton

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Stupidity is also a gift of God, but one mustn’t misuse it.
Pope John Paul II

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Is man one of God’s blunders or is God one of man’s blunders?
Friedrich Nietzsche

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You talk to God, you’re religious. God talks to you, you’re psychotic.
Doris Egan

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God is dead. But don’t worry – the Virgin Mary is pregnant again.
Los Angeles graffito

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You do well to believe in God. Satan also believes…and trembles.
James

God is the immortal refuge of the incompetent, the helpless, the miserable. They find not only sanctuary in His arms, but also a kind of superiority, soothing to their macerated egos. He will set them above their betters.
H. L. Mencken

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