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If you use the church’s WiFi, are you receiving God’s signal?
Anonymous

My dear child, you must believe in God despite what the clergy tell you.
Benjamin Jowett

It is the final proof of God’s omnipotence that he need not exist in order to save us.
Peter De Vries

Why is it that when we talk to God we’re said to be praying but when God talks to us we’re schizophrenic?
Lily Tomlin

I’d rather live my whole life assuming there is a God, only to find out that there isn’t, than to live my whole life assuming there isn’t a God, only to find out there is.
Peter Barry

Good God, how much reverence can you have for a Supreme Being who finds it necessary to include such phenomena as phlegm and tooth decay in His divine system of Creation?
Joseph Heller

When I told the people of Northern Ireland that I was an atheist, a woman in the audience stood up and said, ‘Yes, but is it the God of the Catholics or the God of the Protestants in whom you don’t believe?
Quentin Crisp

If there were no God, there would be no atheists.
G. K. Chesterton

Stupidity is also a gift of God, but one mustn’t misuse it.
Pope John Paul II

Is man one of God’s blunders or is God one of man’s blunders?
Friedrich Nietzsche

You talk to God, you’re religious. God talks to you, you’re psychotic.
Doris Egan

God is dead. But don’t worry – the Virgin Mary is pregnant again.
Los Angeles graffito

You do well to believe in God. Satan also believes…and trembles.
James

God is the immortal refuge of the incompetent, the helpless, the miserable. They find not only sanctuary in His arms, but also a kind of superiority, soothing to their macerated egos. He will set them above their betters.
H. L. Mencken