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1. “Probably fishing is my first passion.” -Luke Bryan.
2. “I don’t exaggerate – I just remember big.” – Chi Chi Rodriguez
3. “Guests, like fish, begin to smell after three days.”– Benjamin Franklin.
4. “The gods do not deduct from man’s allotted span the hours spent in fishing.” – Herbert Hoover
5.  “Bragging may not bring happiness, but no man having caught a large fish goes home through an alley.” – Ann Landers

1. “Govern a family as you would cook a small fish–very gently.”–Chinese proverb.
2. “Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day; teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime.” – Maimonides
3. “Eventually, all things merge into one, and a river runs through it.” – Norman Maclean
4. “Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.” – George Carlin
5. “If fishing is interfering with your business, give up your business.”- Sparse Grey Hackle.

1. “There is no greater fan of fly fishing than the worm.” – Patrick F. McManus
2. “Don’t tell fish stories where the people know you; but particularly, don’t tell them where they know the fish.” – Mark Twain
3. “Like they say, you can learn more from a guide in one day than you can in three months fishing alone.” – Mario Lopez.
4. “Most of the world is covered by water. A fisherman’s job is simple: Pick out the best parts.” – Charles W. Waterman
5. “When I go fishing I like to know that there’s nobody within five miles of me.” – Norman MacCaig.

1. “I only make movies to finance my fishing.” – Lee Marvin.
2. “The act of fishing – for fish, dreams, or whatever magic is available – is enough. It transports us to a special world, and a state of mind, where we are free.” – Fennel Hudson
3. “What a tourist terms a plague of insects, the fly fisher calls a great hatch.” – Patrick F. McManus
4. “Fishing in a place is a meditation on the rhythm of a tide, a season, the arc of a year, and the seasons of life.” – Carl Safina
5. “The best time to go fishing is when you can get away.” – John D. Voelker

1. “If I fished only to capture fish, my fishing trips would have ended long ago.” – Zane Grey
2. “Fishing is much less about the fishing, and much more about the time alone with your kid, away from the hustle and bustle of the every day.” – Dan Pearce
3. “The charm of fishing is that it is the pursuit of what is elusive but attainable, a perpetual series of occasions of hope.” – John Buchan.
4. “The solution to any problem -work, love, money, whatever -is to go fishing, and the worse the problem, the longer the trip should be.” – John Gierach
5. “If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there’d by a shortage of fishing poles.” – Doug Larson.

1. “Fly-fishing is the most fun you can have standing up.” – Arnold Gingrich.
2. “The two best times to fish is when it’s raining and when it ain’t.” – Patrick F. McManus
3. “Creeps and idiots cannot conceal themselves for long on a fishing trip.” – John Gierach
4. “Look at where Jesus went to pick people. He didn’t go to the colleges… he got guys off the fishing docks.” -Jeff Foxworthy.
5. “Many men go fishing all of their lives without knowing that it is not fish they are after.” – Henry David Thoreau

1. “Fishing, with me, has always been an excuse to drink in the daytime” – Jimmy Cannon
2. “Do not tell fish stories where the people know you. Particularly, don’t tell them where they know the fish.” – Mark Twain.
3. “Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime. Leave the dude alone and he’ll figure it out.” – Louis C. K.
4. “Anytime I can sneak in a moment to fish and ride horses, I’m a happy camper!” – George Foreman.
5. “Like they say, you can learn more from a guide in one day than you can in three months fishing alone.” – Mario Lopez.

1. “Calling fishing a hobby is like calling brain surgery a job.” – Paul Schullery.
2. “He liked fishing and seemed to take pride in being able to like such a stupid occupation.” – Leo Tolstoy
3. “Fishing, with me, has always been an excuse to drink in the daytime.” – Jimmy Cannon.
4. “I do hunt and I do fish, and I don’t apologize to anybody for hunting and fishing.” – General Norman
5. “Fishing is a delusion entirely surrounded by liars in old clothes.” – Don Marquis.

1. “There are only two occasions when American respect privacy, especially in Presidents. Those are prayer and fishing.” – Herbert Hoover.
2. “If fishing is religion, fly fishing is high church.” – Tom Brokaw.
3. “Fishing is not an escape from life, but often a deeper immersion into it.” – Harry Middleton.
4. “Sharing the fun of fishing turns strangers into friends in a few hours.” – Eugene Clark
5. “Nothing makes a fish bigger than almost being caught.” – Unknown

1. “There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.” – Steven Wright.
2. “To fish for one’s food is meditation.” – Jessica Marie Baumgartner.
3. “If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there’d by a shortage of fishing poles.” – Doug Larson.
4. “The charm of fishing is that it is the pursuit of what is elusive but attainable, a perpetual series of occasions for hope.” – John Buchan
5. “Fishing is a hard job. Fishing at night. Rain. Day, night… You have to be wise and smart. And quick.” – Mariano Rivera.

1. “Some go to church and think about fishing, others go fishing and think about God.” – Tony Blake.
2. “Somebody just back of you while you are fishing is as bad as someone looking over your shoulder while you write a letter to your girl.” – Ernest Hemingway.
3. “Good things come to those who wait.” – Jess C Scott
4. “Do not tell fish stories where the people know you. Particularly, don’t tell them where they know the fish.” – Mark Twain.
5. “Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime. Leave the dude alone and he’ll figure it out.” – Louis C. K.
6. “Anytime I can sneak in a moment to fish and ride horses, I’m a happy camper!” – George Foreman.
7. “Like they say, you can learn more from a guide in one day than you can in three months fishing alone.” – Mario Lopez.
8. “Fishing is much more than fish. It is the great occasion when we may return to the fine simplicity of our forefathers.” – Herbert Hoover
9. “I propose that it only matters that you attempt to catch a fish. Doing so brings you close to nature.” -Fennel Hudson
10. “There’s an absolute surety to the hands-on conservation lifestyle of hunting, fishing, and trapping where you know you’re going to consume today.” – Ted Nugent.
11. “I worry about kids today not having time to build a tree house or ride a bike or go fishing. I worry that life is getting faster and faster.” – John Lasseter.
12. “I love fishing. You put that line in the water and you don’t know what’s on the other end. Your imagination is under there.” – Robert Altman, ‘Esquire’.
13. “Game fish are too valuable to be caught only once.” -Lee Wulff.
14. “Fly fishermen are born honest, but they get over it.” – Ed Zern.

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