Short Funny Flower Quotes to Make Your Loved One Smile

Flowers are beautiful to sight and make us fresh and pleasant. Many poets and authors wrote books and poems on flowers, what about Funny Quotes About Flowers? Funny Flower Quotes and Pictures for social media grab anyone attention. It will create a smile on faces of your loved ones and this smile increase their face value. Here are your favorite flower jokes and puns to brighten the day of your loved ones!

Short Funny Flower Quotes

1. “At my age flowers scare me.” —George Burns
2. “Weeds are flowers too, once you get to know them.” —A. A. Milne
3. “Every Flower Blooms in It’s Own Time.” KEN PETTI
4. “I’m very romantic. I’ve emptied flower shops”.  —Bob Hoskins
5. “I Love You A Lily More Each Day.” —Unknown
6. “Earth laughs in flowers.” —Ralph Waldo Emerson
7. “I hate flowers—I paint them because they’re cheaper than models and they don’t move.” —Georgia O’Keeffe.

   

8. “I hope that while so many people are out smelling the flowers, someone is taking the time to plant some.” —Herbert Rappaport
9. “You Are Not Your Roots, You Are A Flower Grown From Them.” Pavana
10. “If you think squash is a competitive activity, try flower arranging.” —Alan Bennett
11. “I have never met a suicidal plant. You have to kill a plant; it won’t kill itself”. Jo Ann Hoffman.
12. “Why not a space flower? Why do we always expect metal ships?” —W. D. Richter
13. “Reading music is like listening to flowers. I don’t understand the concept.” —Paul Westerberg
14. “Roses are red, violets are blue, I’m schizophrenic, and so am I.” —Oscar Levant
15. “If dandelions were hard to grow, they would be most welcome on any lawn.” —Andrew Mason

    

16. “I don’t know whether nice people tend to grow roses or growing roses makes people nice.” —Roland A Browne
17. “If you want to say it with flowers, remember that a single rose screams in your face: ‘I’m cheap!’“ —Delta Burke
18. “Even if you think the Big Bang created the stars, don’t you wonder who sent the flowers?” —Robert Brault
19. “Don’t send me flowers when I’m dead. If you like me, send them while I’m alive.” —Brian Clough
20. “Flowers are not made by singing ‘Oh, how beautiful’, and sitting in the shade”. Rudyard Kipling.
21. “Don’t send me flowers when I’m dead. If you like me, send them while I’m alive.” — Brian Clough
22. “A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a coffin.” —H.L.Mencken
23. “Our national flower is the concrete cloverleaf.” —Lewis Mumford
24. “Money is a powerful aphrodisiac but flowers work almost as well.” —Robert Heinlein

Flower Quotes for Instagram

1. Plant smiles, grow laughter, harvest love.
2. Put the petal to the metal.
3. A rose is a symbol of my love for you.
4. Roses are beautiful, but so are you.
5. Roses are red. Violets are blue. If you were a flower, I’d pick you.
6. Some see a weed, some see a wish.
7. I love you more than roses.
8. A rose for the lovely lady in my life.
9. Stay Wild, flower child.
10. Stop and smell the flowers.

    

11. There’s not a daisy that goes by where I don’t think of you.
12. This love is blooming.
13. Thistle be the best day ever.
14. We’ll be planted right here.
15. What in carnation is going on here?
16. Fantasy love is much better than reality love.
17. I am the rose of Sharon and the lily of the valleys.
18. What’s up buttercup?
19. Wherever life plants you, bloom with grace.
20. With wildflowers in our hair.

Aesthetic Flower Quotes

1. The very best relationship has a gardener and a flower. –Carole Radziwill
2. There are always flowers for those who want to see them. –Henri Matisse
3. The Japanese say, if the flower is to be beautiful, it must be cultivated. –Lester Cole
4. Every flower blooms in its own time. –Ken Petti
5. A flower cannot blossom without sunshine, and man cannot live without love. –Max Muller
6. Flowers seem intended for the solace of ordinary humanity. – John Ruskin
7. In the spring, at the end of the day, you should smell like dirt. –Margaret Atwood
8. One of the most attractive things about flowers is their beautiful reserve. –Henry David Thoreau
9. Flowers always make people better, happier, and more helpful. –Luther Burbank
10. Weeds are flowers too, once you get to know them. –A.A. Milne

    

11. Earth laughs in flowers. –Ralph Waldo Emerson
12. Flowers don’t tell, they show. –Stephanie Skeem
13. Rough winds do shake the darling buds of May. –William Shakespeare
14. May our heart’s garden of awakening bloom with hundreds of flowers. –Nhat Hanh
15. Sweet April showers do spring May flowers. –Thomas Tusser
16. Flowers are a proud assertion that a ray of beauty outvalues all the utilities in the world. –Ralph Waldo Emerson
17. Happiness held is the seed; Happiness shared is the flower. –John Harrigan
18. She sprouted love like flowers, grew a garden in her mind. –Erin Hanson
19. Spring comes: the flowers learn their colored shapes. –Maria Konopnicka
20. Blossom by blossom the spring begins. –Algernon Charles Swinburne

Inspirational Flower Blooming Quotes

1. If you look the right way, you can see that the whole world is a garden.– Frances Hodgson Burnett
2. There are always flowers for those who want to see them.– Henri Matisse
3. The rose is the flower and handmaiden of love – the lily, her fair associate, is the emblem of beauty and purity. – Dorothea Dix
4. She sprouted love like flowers, grew a garden in her mind, and even on the darkest days, from her smile the sun still shined.– Erin Hanson
5. Flowers are a proud assertion that a ray of beauty out values all the utilities in the world.– Ralph Waldo Emerson
6. If you tend to a flower, it will bloom, no matter how many weeds surround it.– Matshona Dhliwayo
7. Flowers don’t tell, they show. – Stephanie Skeem
8. Flowers whisper ‘Beauty!’ to the world, even as they fade, wilt, fall.– Dr. SunWolf
9. You’re only here for a short visit. Don’t hurry, don’t worry. And be sure to smell the flowers along the way.– Walter Hagen
10. The flower that follows the sun does so even in cloudy days.– Robert Leighton

    

11. The butterfly is a flying flower, the flower a tethered butterfly. – Ecouchard Le Brun
12. Open the bloom of your heart and become a gift of beauty to the world.– Bryant McGill
13. A flower blooming in the desert proves to the world that adversity, no matter how great, can be overcome.– Matshona Dhliwayo
14. Like wildflowers; You must allow yourself to grow in all the places people thought you never would.– E.V.
15. Don’t wait for someone to bring you flowers. Plant your own garden and decorate your own soul.– Luther Burbank
16. To plant a garden is to believe in tomorrow.– Audrey Hepburn
17. Don’t let the tall weeds cast a shadow on the beautiful flowers in your garden.– Steve Maraboli
18. Many eyes go through the meadow, but few see the flowers in it. – Ralph Waldo Emerson
19. A flower does not use words to announce its arrival to the world; it just blooms.– Matshona Dhliwayo

Quotes About Flowers and Life

1. A flower does not think of competing with the flower next to it. It just blooms. – Zen Shin
2. The Japanese say, if the flower is to be beautiful, it must be cultivated. – Lester Cole
3. To plant a garden is to believe in tomorrow. – Audrey Hepburn
4. Every flower must grow through dirt. – Laurie Jean Sennott
5. Every flower blooms in its own time. – Ken Petti
6. The flower that follows the sun does so even in cloudy days. – Robert Leighton
7. Like wildflowers; You must allow yourself to grow in all the places people thought you never would. – E.V.
8. Don’t wait for someone to bring you flowers. Plant your own garden and decorate your own soul. – Luther Burbank
9. Don’t let the tall weeds cast a shadow on the beautiful flowers in your garden. – Steve Maraboli
10. If you tend to a flower, it will bloom, no matter how many weeds surround it. – Matshona Dhliwayo

    

11. Happiness held is the seed; Happiness shared is the flower. – John Harrigan
12. A rose can never be a sunflower, and a sunflower can never be a rose. All flowers are beautiful in their own way, and that’s like women too. – Miranda Kerr
13. If you look the right way, you can see that the whole world is a garden. – Frances Hodgson Burnett
14. If we could see the miracle of a single flower clearly our whole life would change. – Buddha
15. Gardens and flowers have a way of bringing people together, drawing them from their homes. – Clare Ansberry
16. Take time to smell the roses. – Proverb
17. What a lonely place it would be to have a world without a wildflower! – Roland R. Kemler
18. If every tiny flower wanted to be a rose, spring would lose its loveliness. – Therese of Lisieux
19. Flowers are a proud assertion that a ray of beauty outvalues all the utilities in the world. – Ralph Waldo Emerson
20. The smallest flower is a thought, a life answering to some feature of the Great Whole, of whom they have a persistent intuition. – Honore de Balzac 

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