Most Funny Flower Quotes to Make Your Loved One Smile

Funny Flower Quotes and Pictures for social media grab anyone attention. Here are your favorite flower jokes and puns to brighten your day!

funny flower quotes
Funny flower quotes
  1. “Rose To The Occasion.”
  2. “I hate flowers—I paint them because they’re cheaper than models and they don’t move.” —Georgia O’Keeffe.
  3. “I hope that while so many people are out smelling the flowers, someone is taking the time to plant some.” —Herbert Rappaport
flower funny quotes
Flower funny quotes
  1. “You Are Not Your Roots, You Are A Flower Grown From Them.” Pavana
  2. “If you think squash is a competitive activity, try flower arranging.” —Alan Bennett
  3. “I have never met a suicidal plant. You have to kill a plant; it won’t kill itself”. Jo Ann Hoffman.
funny flower quotes for instagram
Funny flower quotes for instagram
  1. “Why not a space flower? Why do we always expect metal ships?” —W. D. Richter
  2. “Reading music is like listening to flowers. I don’t understand the concept.” —Paul Westerberg
  3. “Roses are red, violets are blue, I’m schizophrenic, and so am I.” —Oscar Levant

if hard to grow

  1. “If dandelions were hard to grow, they would be most welcome on any lawn.” —Andrew Mason
  2. “The cloning of humans is on most of the lists of things to worry about from Science, along with behaviour control, genetic engineering, transplanted heads, computer poetry and the unrestrained growth of plastic flowers.” —Lewis Thomas
  3. “I don’t know whether nice people tend to grow roses or growing roses makes people nice.” —Roland A Browne
short funny flower quotes
Short funny flower quotes
  1. “I Love You A Lily More Each Day.”
  2. “Children in a family are like flowers in a bouquet: there’s always one determined to face in an opposite direction from the way the arranger desires”. Marcelene Cox.
  3. “If you want to say it with flowers, remember that a single rose screams in your face: ‘I’m cheap!'” —Delta Burke
Romantic flower sayings
Romantic flower sayings
  1. “I’m very romantic. I’ve emptied flower shops”. Bob Hoskins.
  2. “Even if you think the Big Bang created the stars, don’t you wonder who sent the flowers?” —Robert Brault
  3. “Take one flower that you like and get lots of them. And don’t try to ‘arrange’ them. It’s surprisingly hard to do a flower arrangement the way a florist does one. Instead, bunch them all together or put them in a series of small vases all down the table”. Ina Garten.
flower quotes funny
Flower quotes funny
  1. “Every Flower Blooms in It’s Own Time.” KEN PETTI
  2. “Don’t send me flowers when I’m dead. If you like me, send them while I’m alive.” —Brian Clough
  3. “I appreciate the misunderstanding I have had with Nature over my perennial border. I think it is a flower garden; she thinks it is a meadow lacking grass, and tries to correct the error.” —Sara Stein

how beautiful

  1. “Flowers are not made by singing ‘Oh, how beautiful’, and sitting in the shade”. Rudyard Kipling.
  2. “Weeds are flowers too, once you get to know them.” —A. A. Milne
  3. “Why do people give each other flowers? To celebrate various important occasions, they’re killing living creatures? Why restrict it to plants? ‘Sweetheart, let’s make up. Have this deceased squirrel.'” —The Washington Post

women's friendship

  1. “One sure way to lose another woman’s friendship is to try to improve her flower arrangements”. Marcelene Cox.
  2. “Don’t send me flowers when I’m dead. If you like me, send them while I’m alive.” — Brian Clough
  3. “At my age flowers scare me.” —George Burns
Flower jokes
Flower Jokes
  1. “I sent my flowers across the hall to Mrs. Nixon but her husband remembered what a Democrat I am and sent them back.” —Bette Davis
  2. “A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a coffin.” —H.L.Mencken
  3. “By the time one is eighty, it is said, there is no longer a tug of war in the garden with the May flowers hauling like mad against the claims of the other months. All is at last in balance and all is serene. The gardener is usually dead, of course.” —Henry Mitchell
funny flower puns
Funny flower puns
  1. “Earth laughs in flowers.” —Ralph Waldo Emerson
  2. “By the time one is eighty, it is said, there is no longer a tug of war in the garden with the May flowers hauling like mad against the claims of the other months. All is at last in balance and all is serene. The gardener is usually dead, of course.” —Henry Mitchell

concreate cloverleaf

  1. “Our national flower is the concrete cloverleaf.” —Lewis Mumford
  2. “For myself I hold no preferences among flowers, so long as they are wild, free, spontaneous. Bricks to all greenhouses! Black thumb and cutworm to the potted plant!” Edward Abbey.
  3. “Money is a powerful aphrodisiac but flowers work almost as well.” —Robert Heinlein

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