Enjoy funny lighthearted quotes collection and share with friends and social media to make the moments of your life happy. This collection is composed of different types of funny writers.
1. If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you. Groucho Marx
2. The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits. Albert Einstein
3. I don’t believe in astrology; I’m a Sagittarius and we’re skeptical. Arthur C. Clarke
4. A smile is a curve that sets everything straight. Phyllis Diller
5. If you are the smartest person in the room, then you are in the wrong room. Confucius
6. To succeed in life, you need three things: a wishbone, a backbone and a funny bone. Reba McEntire
7. Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt. Abraham Lincoln
8. Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition. Marilyn Monroe
9. The cure for boredom is curiosity. There is no cure for curiosity. Dorothy Parker
10. A day without laughter is a day wasted. Charlie Chaplin
11. To be old and wise, you need to first be young and stupid. Unknown
12. You’re only given a little spark of madness. You mustn’t lose it. Robin Williams
13. If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito. Dalai Lama
14. The question isn’t who is going to let me, it’s who is going to stop me. Ayn Rand
15. It’s true hard work never killed anybody, but I figure, why take the chance? Ronald Reagan
16. Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason. Mark Twain
17. I figured something out. The future is unpredictable. John Green
18. If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one? Abraham Lincoln
19. Always forgive your enemies — nothing annoys them so much. Oscar Wilde
20. I think I’ll work all my life. When you’re having fun, why stop having fun? Helen Thomas
21. The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning, and does not stop until you get into the office. Robert Frost
22. We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public. Bryan White
23. People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. A. A. Milne
24. If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans. Woody Allen
25. I have not failed. I’ve just found 10,000 ways that won’t work. Thomas A. Edison
26. You can’t wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club. Jack London
27. I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying. Oscar Wilde
28. The best advice I’ve ever received is, ‘No one else knows what they’re doing either. Ricky Gervais
29. Do anything, but let it produce joy. Walt Whitman
30. After a while, you learn to ignore the names people call you and just trust who you are. Shrek
31. All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure. Mark Twain
32. A failure is like fertilizer; it stinks to be sure, but it makes things grow faster in the future. Denis Waitley
33. People often say that motivation doesn’t last. Well, neither does bathing; that’s why we recommend it daily. Zig Ziglar
34. The most important thing is to enjoy your life – to be happy – it’s all that matters. Audrey Hepburn
35. You grow up the day you have your first real laugh – at yourself. Ethel Barrymore
36. The best thing about the future is that it comes one day at a time. Abraham Lincoln
37. Just keep taking chances and having fun. Garth Brooks
38. The life you have left is a gift. Cherish it. Enjoy it now, to the fullest. Do what matters, now. Leo Babauta
39. Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt. Abraham Lincoln
40. I cannot afford to waste my time making money. Louis Agassiz
41. Remember, today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday. Dale Carnegie
42. Live and work but do not forget to play, to have fun in life and really enjoy it. Eileen Caddy
43. There’s no fear when you’re having fun. Will Thomas
44. Listen, smile, agree, and then do whatever you were gonna do anyway. Robert Downey Jr.
45. If you’re going to be able to look back on something and laugh about it, you might as well laugh about it now. Marie Osmond
46. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. Alan Dundes
47. Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience. Mark Twain
48. When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car. Will Rogers
49. As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can’t remember the other two. Norman Wisdom
50. Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that who cares?… He’s a mile away and you’ve got his shoes! Billy Connolly
51. Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac? George Carlin
52. It’s kind of fun to do the impossible. Walt Disney
53. Don’t waste a minute not being happy. If one window closes, run to the next window. Or break down a door. Brooke Shields
54. If you think you are too small to be effective, you have never been in the dark with a mosquito. Betty Reese
55. Today was good. Today was fun. Tomorrow is another one. Dr. Seuss
56. If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it? Steven Wright
57. If you could kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, you wouldn’t sit for a month. Theodore Roosevelt
58. As I hurtled through space, one thought kept crossing my mind – every part of this rocket was supplied by the lowest bidder. John Glenn
59. Crocodiles are easy. They try to kill and eat you. People are harder. Sometimes they pretend to be your friend first. Steve Irwin
60. I have wondered at times what the Ten Commandments would have looked like if Moses had run them through the US Congress. Ronald Reagan
61. My life has no purpose, no direction, no aim, no meaning, and yet I’m happy. I can’t figure it out. What am I doing right? Charles Schulz
62. It is not how much we have, but how much we enjoy, that makes happiness.” –Charles Spurgeon
63. I’m sick of following my dreams, man. I’m just going to ask where they’re going and hook up with ’em later. Mitch Hedberg
64. It took me fifteen years to discover I had no talent for writing, but I couldn’t give it up because by then I was too famous. Robert Benchley
65. Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive. Elbert Hubbard
66. I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade… And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party. Ron White
67. You have brains in your head. You have feet in your shoes. You can steer yourself any direction you choose. You’re on your own. And you know what you know. And YOU are the one who’ll decide where to go. Dr. Seuss
68. Too much of a good thing can be wonderful. Mae West
69. My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start. So far I’ve finished two bags of M&Ms and a chocolate cake. I feel better already. Dave Barry
70. Haters are just confused admirers because they can’t figure out the reason why everyone loves you. Jeffree Star
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