Getting older with age is a sure thing, but some people forget the problems of aging and enjoy their last life. Elders should be respected and supported, a good society is born and morally it becomes the duty of every human being. Here are beautiful funny quotes about getting old and wiser. These quotes are only meant to create humor and not to criticize elders. Enjoy reading.
Short Funny Quotes About Aging
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- “Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been.” – Mark Twain
- “You can’t help getting older, but you don’t have to get old.” – George Burns
- “How old would you be if you didn’t know how old you was?” – Satchel Paige
- “Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.” – Tom Stoppard
- “No one is as old as those who have outlived enthusiasm.” – Henry David Thoreau
- “There is still no cure for the common birthday.” – John Glenn
- “The longer I live the more beautiful life becomes.” – Frank Lloyd Wright
- “We don’t grow older, we grow riper.” – Pablo Picasso
- “I’m just getting older and better.” – Neal Schon
- “If you’re not getting older, you’re dead.” – Tom Petty
- “Aging is just another word for living.” – Cindy Joseph
- “It’s not how old you are. It’s how you are old.” – Jules Renard
- “We are always the same age inside.” – Gertrude Stein
- “It matters not how long we live but how.” – Phillip James Bailey
- “The best tunes are played on the oldest fiddles.” – Ralph Waldo Emerson
- “To find joy in work is to discover the fountain of youth.” – Pearl S. Buck
- “Youth is the gift of nature, but age is a work of art.” – Stanislaw Jerzy Lec
- “Age is something that doesn’t matter, unless you are a cheese.” – Luis Bunuel
- “Grow old along with me! The best is yet to be.” – Robert Browning
- “You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely.” – Ogden Nash
Jokes About Getting Older and Wiser
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- “You can live to be a hundred if you give up all things that make you want to live to be a hundred.” – Woody Allen
- “Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.” – Larry Lorenzoni
- “Old age is like everything else. To make a success of it, you’ve got to start young.” – Theodore Roosevelt
- “I don’t feel old. I don’t feel anything until noon. Then it’s time for my nap.” – Bob Hope
- “If I had known I was going to live this long, I’d have taken better care of myself.” – Unknown
- “I’m very pleased to be here. Let’s face it, at my age I’m very pleased to be anywhere.” – George Burns
- “The really frightening thing about middle age is that you know you’ll grow out of it.” – Doris Day
- “You don’t stop laughing when you grow old. You grow old when you stop laughing.” – George Bernard Shaw
- “Aging seems to be the only available way to live a long life.” – Kitty O’Neill Collins
- “Today is the oldest you’ve ever been and the youngest you’ll ever be again.” – Unknown
- “Age is not how old you are but how many years of fun you’ve had.” – Matt Maldre
- “Life’s tragedy is that we get too old soon and wise too late.” – Benjamin Franklin
- “I don’t let my age define me but the side-effects are getting harder to ignore.” – Unknown
- “I don’t believe in aging. I believe in forever altering one’s aspect to the sun.” – Virginia Woolf
- “It’s like you trade the virility of the body for the agility of the spirit.” – Elizabeth Lesser
- “Count your age by friends, not years. Count your life by smiles, not tears.” – John Lennon
- “In the end it’s not the years in your life that count. It’s the life in your years.” – Abraham Lincoln
- “Getting old is a fascinating thing. The older you get, the older you want to get.” – Keith Richards
- “Aging is not lost youth but a new stage of opportunity and strength.” – Betty Friedan
- “When it comes to staying young, a mind-lift beats a face-lift any day.” – Marty Buccella
- “Old age is an excellent time for outrage. My goal is to say or do at least one outrageous thing every week.” – Maggie Kuhn
- “Those who love deeply never grow old, they may die of old age, but they die young.” – Ben Franklin
- “I suppose real old age begins when one looks backward rather than forward.” – Mary Sarton
- “For the unlearned, old age is winter; for the learned, it is the season of the harvest.” – Hasidic saying
- “Age is a case of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it don’t matter.” – Satchel Paige
Funny Quotes Getting Old Meme
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