50 Short Funny Quotes About Life Lessons With Images

The difficulties of life should be lived in such a way that those difficulties are not felt. Some people are very worried because of their difficulties and work load. And some people deal with these problems in such a way that they don’t even know that they have a problem and they happily live their lives like that. Smile yourself and cause a smile. When you make someone smile, you will see how beautiful life becomes for you. Let’s enjoy short funny quotes about life lessons۔

“I hate when someone says they hate drama and most the time their the ones starting it.”
“Me? crazy? I should get down off this unicorn and slap you”
“Saying sorry is important; but not doing the same damn thing again is more important.”

“An apple a day keeps anyone away if you throw it hard enough.”
“When you are a giraffe and you receive criticism from turtles, they are reporting the view from the level they are on.”
“If you can’t fly , then run, if you can’t run. then walk if you can’t walk. then cro but whatever you do you have to keep moving.”

“In life you will meet two kinds of people. Ones who build you up, and ones who tear you down. But in the end, you will thank them both.”
“I am thankful for all those difficult people in my life, they have shown me exactly who I do not want to be”
“We know what we are but not what we might be”

“Just because I’m smiling, doesn’t mean I don’t want to hit you in the face.”
“I try to take life one day at a time…but lately several days have attacked me at once.”
“Don’t just assume that when I’m angry, I’m on my period. Otherwise when you’re sleeping I’ll just “assume” you’re dead and bury you in my backyard.”

“Something I learned about people… If they do it once, they’ll do it again.”
“Watch out for people who are always bragging about who they are, a lion will never have to tell me it’s a lion”
“I hate that moment when you’re tired and sleepy but as soon as you go to bed, your body is like Just Kidding..”
“Tough times never last, but tough people do.”

Funny meetings

“It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste.”
“The only mystery in life is why the kamikaze pilots wore helmets”
“I wish I could sleep but my ADD kicks in and… one sheep, two sheep, cow, turtle, duck, old McDonald had a farm… hey Macarena”

“Never piss off a woman, they remember stuff that hasn’t even happened yet.”
“I was addicted to the hokey pokey but i turned myself around”
“Yes I walked away mid-conversation. You were boring me to death and my survival instincts kicked in.”

Funny temper loos quotes

“Show respect even to people who don’t deserve it; not as a reflection of their character, but as a reflection of yours.”
“No one is going to stand up at your funeral and say ‘She had a really expensive couch and great shoes’ Don’t make life about stuff”.
“I used to walk into a room full of people and wonder if they liked me… now I look around and wonder if I like them.”

“The funny thing about a strong woman is that she doesn’t need you-she wants you and if you start slacking she’ll be content without you”
“From this point on, I’m going to treat people exactly how they treat me. Some should be glad, some should be scared.”
“Things to know About Life “No” is a complete sentence. It does not require justification or explanation.”