Most Funny Spongebob Quotes To Make Your Day Happier

Here are memorable Spongebob quotes that deliver more than just laughs.  Let’s live those moments again in the form of quotes,  A list of Funny Spongebob Quotes.

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Spongebob quotes funny
  1. “See, no one says ‘cool’ anymore. That’s such an old person thing. Now we say ‘coral’, as in ‘That nose job is so coral.’” -Pearl Krabs.
  2. “His chops are too righteous. The helmets can’t handle this level of rock n’ roll! Karen, do something!” -Plankton.
  3. “Squidward, your ceiling is talking to me.” -Patrick Star.
  4. “Karen, baby, I haven’t felt this giddy since the day you agreed to be my wife!” -Plankton.
  5. “Oh well, I guess I’m not wearing any pants today!” -SpongeBob.
  6. “A Triple Gooberberry Sunrise, huh? I guess I could use one of those.” -SpongeBob.
  7. “That’s a big boot.” -Patrick Star.
  8. “It started out as a simple order. A Krabby Patty with cheese. When the customer took a bite, NO CHEESE!” -Krabs.
  9. “We should take Bikini Bottom and push it somewhere else!” -Patrick Star.
  10. “Look at all the hip young people eating sal-ads.” -SpongeBob.
spongebob funny quotes
Spongebob funny quotes
  1. “I guess hibernation is the opposite of beauty sleep!” -Patrick Star.
  2. “You don’t need a license to drive a sandwich” -Spongebob.
  3. “Too bad SpongeBob’s not here to enjoy Spongebob not being here.” -Squidward.
  4. “That’s it mister! You just lost your brain privileges!” -Plankton.
  5. “This is not your average, everyday darkness. This is… ADVANCED darkness.” -Spongebob.
  6. “Well, the way I see it, there are three possibilities: One, you stole it; two, you stole it; or three, you stole it!” -Krabs.
  7. “SpongeBob is the only guy I know who can have fun with a jellyfish…for 12 hours!” -Squidward.
  8. “The best time to wear a striped sweater…is all the time!” -SpongeBob.
  9. “I know of a place where you never get harmed. A magical place with magical charm. Indoors. Indoors. Indoors!” -Spongebob.
  10. “Good people don’t rip other people’s arms off.” -Spongebob.
funny spongebob quotes
Funny spongebob quotes
  1. “It’s evil. It’s diabolical. It’s lemon-scented. This Plan Z can’t possibly fail!” -Plankton.
  2. “Pull your pants up, Patrick. We’re going home.” -SpongeBob.
  3. “Dumb people are always blissfully unaware of how dumb they really are…” -Patrick Star.
  4. “Run Mr. Krabs! Run like you’re not in a coma!” -Spongebob.
  5. “I might as well sleep for 100 years or so.” -Squidward.
  6. “You’re a man now, SpongeBob, and it’s time you started acting like one.” -Patrick Star.
  7. “So much later that the old narrator got tired of waiting and they had to hire a new one.” -Narrator.
  8. “Squidward that’s not the peace treaty, that’s a copy of the peace treaty.” -SpongeBob.
  9. “One hundred and one dollars for a Krabby Patty? ” -Squidward.
  10. “We don’t need television…not as long as we have our imagination.” -SpongeBob.

Funny SpongeBob Squarepants Quotes

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Funny quotes spongebob
  1. “It’s just a cruel reminder that I’m single and likely to remain that way forever.” -Squidward.
  2. “You’ll never get what you want if you always let people step on you.” -Plankton.
  3. “Being grown up is boring. Besides, I don’t ‘get’ jazz.” -Patrick Star.
  4. “If you believe in yourself, with a tiny pinch of magic all your dreams can come true!” -SpongeBob.
  5. “There it is. The finest eating establishment ever established for eating. The Krusty Krab, home of the Krabby Patty, with the Help Wanted sign on the front.” -Patrick Star.
  6. “Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end!” -Patrick Star.
  7. “Did you smell it? That smell. A kind of smelly smell. The smelly smell that smells…smelly.” -Mr. Krabs.
  8. “Wake me up when I care.” -Squidward.
  9. “I’ll have you know that I stubbed by toe last week and only cried for 20 minutes.” -Spongebob.
  10. “The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma.” -Patrick.
  11. “I’m ugly and I’m proud!” -SpongeBob.
  12. “Nonsense, my vocabulary is infinitely expanding!” -Patrick.
  13. “I have a square head and a real ghost has a round one. All we have to do is make my head round and boo, I’m scary!” -SpongeBob.
  14. “Goodbye everyone, I’ll remember you all in therapy.” -Plankton.
  15. “If I were to die right now in a fiery explosion due to the carelessness of a friend…. Then it would just be alright.” -Spongebob.
  16. “Sometimes we have to go deep inside ourselves to solve our problems.” -Patrick Star.
  17. “I’m so loyal, I don’t mind sleeping out in the cold, hard ground while Captain Krabs sleeps in his warm, dry tent.” -SpongeBob.
  18. “Don’t you DARE take the name of Texas in vain.” -Sandy.
  19. “Home is where you’re surrounded by other critters that care about you.” -Sandy Cheeks.
  20. “Fortunately, I have enough talent for all of you.” -Squidward.
  21. “Always follow your heart unless your heart is bad with directions.” -Spongebob.
  22. “If there’s one thing we Atlanteans enjoy, it’s a healthy dose of dark humor!” -Lord Royal Highness.
  23. “After going on your life-changing journey, you now realize that you don’t want what you thought you wanted. What you really wanted was inside you all along.” -Squidward.
  24. “We shall never deny a guest even the most ridiculous request.” -Mr. Krabs.
  25. “A five letter word for happiness…money.”  -Mr. Krabs.
  26. “Well, it’s no secret that the best thing about a secret is secretly telling someone your secret, thereby adding another secret to their secret collection of secrets, secretly.” -SpongeBob.
  27. “Please come again. When I’m not working.” -Squidward.
  28. “Can you give SpongeBob his brain back, I had to borrow it for the week.” -Patrick Star.
  29. “With imagination, you can be anything you want.” -Spongebob.
  30. “Can I have everybody’s attention?… I have to use the bathroom.” -Patrick.
  31. “Well, it wouldn’t be the first time you ruined everything.” -Squidward.
  32. “Hello? Where’d everybody go? Did I miss something? Did you see my butt?” –Patrick Star.
  33. “I order the food, you cook the food. The customer gets the food. We do that for 40 years, and then we die.” -Squidward.
  34. “I have worked for Mr. Krabs for many years and always thought he was a great boss.” -SpongeBob.
  35. “We paid nine dollars for this?” -Puff.
  36. “And tonight, after my big promotion, we’re gonna party till we’re purple.” -SpongeBob.

SpongeBob, Squarepants, Squidward And Patrick Quotes

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  1. “Knowledge cannot replace friendship.” -Patrick Star.
  2. “Patrick: Is Sandy the one I call ‘Mom’? SpongeBob: No Patrick, that’s your mother.” -SpongeBob and Patrick.
  3. “Spongebob: Guess what day today is? Patrick: Annoy Squidward day? Spongebob: No silly! that’s on the 15!”. -Spongebob and Patrick.
  4. “SpongeBob: [thinking] I don’t need it. I don’t need it. I definitely don’t need it. I don’t need it. I don’t need it. I don’t need it. I don’t need it. SpongeBob: [shouts] I… need… it!” -SpongeBob.
  5. “Spongebob: Patrick, you’re a genius! Patrick: Yeah, I get called that a lot. Spongebob: What? A genius? Patrick: No, Patrick.” -Spongebob Squarepants and Patrick Star.
  6. “Patrick: Are they laughing at us? Spongebob: No, Patrick. They’re laughing next to us.” -Spongebob & Patrick.
  7. “Spongebob: Aw, cheer up, Squid! It could be worse! Patrick: Yeah. You could be bald and have a big nose.” -Spongebob & Patrick.
  8. “SpongeBob: What’s better than serving up smiles? Squidward: Being dead or anything else.” -Squidward & SpongeBob.
  9. “SpongeBob: We’re not doing so well, Patrick. We need a new approach, a new tactic. Patrick: Umm, I got it. Let’s get naked!” -Spongebob & Patrick.
  10. “Squidward… I used your clarinet to unclog my toilet!” -SpongeBob.

SpongeBob Laughing One-Liners

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  1. “Hey, if I close my eyes it doesn’t seem so dark.” -SpongeBob.
  2. “It took three days to make that potato salad…three days!!!” -SpongeBob.
  3. “The Krusty Krab pizza is the pizza for you and me.” -Spongebob.
  4. “Moss always points to civilization.” -SpongeBob.
  5. “All I know is fine dining and breathing.” -SpongeBob.
  6. “Excuse me, sir, but you’re sitting on my body, which is also my face.” -Spongebob.
  7. “You never really know the true value of a moment, until it becomes a memory.” -SpongeBob.
  8. “No one can change a person, but someone can be a reason for that person to change.” -Spongebob.
  9. “Oh, these aren’t homemade. They were made in a factory… a bomb factory. They’re bombs.” -SpongeBob.
  10. “Gary, I’m absorbing his blows like I’m made of some sort of spongy material.” -Spongebob.

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