Funny Yoga Quotes for Kids Teachers to Say During Yoga

Yoga is a great practice if you want to relax your body and mind. Nowadays everyone is suffering from some kind of problem and wants to get rid of it somehow. Yoga is such an exercise that if you do it regularly and wholeheartedly, you will start to feel lighter. During yoga practice, people exchange funny yoga quotes with each other to help them relax more. Sooth yourself by reading some of the similar yoga quotes being given.

Funny Yoga Teacher Quotes

Funny yoga quotes images
Funny yoga quotes images

Yoga instructor just emailed to say class is moved and thanks for our flexibility. – Unknown

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Funny yoga quotes for teachers
Funny yoga quotes for teachers

A day without yoga is like a sundae without sprinkles – Emma Mildon

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Meditation funny quotes
Meditation funny quotes

What yoga really is: Spending an entire hour trying not to fart.  – Unknown

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Feeling cool

Meditation, because some questions can’t be answered by Google. – Inner Balance Wear

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Meditation humorous sayings

Me to my students every day: Close your eyes. If you can still see me, it could be a sign that your eyes are still open. – Unknown

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I talked to a wild group last night. I knew it the minute someone yelled ‘Louder!’ during the silent meditation.  – Robert Orben

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I think yoga should be for everyone, not just the folks who change their name to something Hindu. – Tara Stiles

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Some days you eat salads and do yoga. Some days you eat cupcakes and refuse to put on pants. It’s called balance. – Unknown

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An instructor once gave the following cue in yoga class: Relax your pancreas. I don’t even know where my pancreas is, never mind how to relax it! I giggled for the rest of the class. – Mel Farrimond

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I rang up a yoga instructor and asked which class I should take. She said, How flexible are you? I said, I can’t do Tuesdays. – Unknown

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Kids Yoga Quotes Funny

Funny yoga quotes for kids
Funny yoga quotes for kids

YOGA IS NOT
ABOUT TOUCHING
YOUR TOES. IT IS WHAT YOU LEARN
ON THE WAY
DOWN

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Yoga quotes short
Yoga quotes short

Stressed Blessed
And
Yoga Obsessed

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Babies meditation funny sayings

Three Things That Never Lie
Little Kids
Drunk People
And YOGA Pants

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DO YOU WANNA
GO TO YOGA

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ARE YOU NOT THINKING
WHAT I’M NOT THINKING?

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WHY ARE
YOU SO HAPPY?
I HAVE
NO IDEA!

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Teach Me The Path To
Nothingness, Master

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IT’S
Yoga
O’Clock

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It’s a nice day for
YOGA

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I do YOGA
To Burn Off The Crazy

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YOGA
YOGANNA LOVE IT

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Life Hack: If You Go To Yoga
Your Life Won’t Be So Shitty

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Funny Yoga Captions for Instagram

Yoga captions for instagram
Yoga captions for instagram

I remember when yoga was called Twister. – Unknown

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Humor work out

Yoga. Because punching people is frowned upon. – Unknown

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I bent so I don't break

I BEND SO I DON’T BREAK!

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Yoga is not about tightening your ass.  It’s about getting your head out of it. – Eric Paskel

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Yoga is my favourite way to pretend to work out. – Unknown

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I meditate and do yoga. I sit cross-legged and try not to levitate too much. – Jeremy Brett

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Any yoga I do is hot yoga. (I can relate to this one!) – Unknown

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Sorry for what I said before I yoga-ed. – Unknown

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Yoga teaches us to cure what need not be endured and endure what cannot be cured.  – B.K.S. Iyengar

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