Funny Yoga Quotes for Kids Teachers to Say During Yoga

Yoga is a great practice if you want to relax your body and mind. Nowadays everyone is suffering from some kind of problem and wants to get rid of it somehow. Yoga is such an exercise that if you do it regularly and wholeheartedly, you will start to feel lighter. During yoga practice, people exchange funny yoga quotes with each other to help them relax more. Sooth yourself by reading some of the similar yoga quotes being given.

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Funny Yoga Teacher Quotes

Yoga instructor just emailed to say class is moved and thanks for our flexibility. – Unknown

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A day without yoga is like a sundae without sprinkles – Emma Mildon

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What yoga really is: Spending an entire hour trying not to fart. – Unknown

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Meditation, because some questions can’t be answered by Google. – Inner Balance Wear

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Me to my students every day: Close your eyes. If you can still see me, it could be a sign that your eyes are still open. – Unknown

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I talked to a wild group last night. I knew it the minute someone yelled ‘Louder!’ during the silent meditation. – Robert Orben

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I think yoga should be for everyone, not just the folks who change their name to something Hindu. – Tara Stiles

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Some days you eat salads and do yoga. Some days you eat cupcakes and refuse to put on pants. It’s called balance. – Unknown

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An instructor once gave the following cue in yoga class: Relax your pancreas. I don’t even know where my pancreas is, never mind how to relax it! I giggled for the rest of the class. – Mel Farrimond

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I rang up a yoga instructor and asked which class I should take. She said, How flexible are you? I said, I can’t do Tuesdays. – Unknown

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