70 Good Morning Funny Quotes and Sayings with Images

Start your day and the day of your loved ones with a pleasant and artistic quote. We’ve put together a lot of Good Morning Funny Quotes for you that you will surely enjoy to read.

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Good morning laughing quotes

Getting up early is the first step in the wrong direction. — Unknown

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Good morning funny quotes

Morning will come, it has no choice. — Marty Rubin

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Good morning funny quotes for him

Never face facts; if you do you’ll never get up in the morning. — Marlo Thomas

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good morning funny quotes for friends
Good morning funny quotes for friends

Love is blind. Especially in the morning, because I can’t see a damn thing before having coffee. — Aleksandra Ninkovic

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Funny good morning quotes for her

Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. — James Marsden

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Good morning sarcastic quotes

Morning is wonderful. Its only drawback is that it comes at such an inconvenient time of day. — Glen Cook

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Good morning funny sayings

Everyone wants me to be a morning person. I could be one, only if morning began after noon — Tony Smite

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Funny good morning messages

The average, healthy, well-adjusted adult gets up at seven-thirty in the morning feeling just plain terrible. — Jean Kerr

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I was the richest person in the world, and then it happened. The alarm bell rang. Good morning!

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Humorous good morning quotes

Always harbor positivity in your mind because you will never find it in the real world. Good morning. Have a great day!

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humor have a nice day messages

Sending you a good morning message in the wake of the day and hoping it’s not the only GOOD you see today.

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hilarious morning quotes

It sounds plausible enough tonight, but wait until tomorrow. Wait for the common sense of the morning. — H.G. Wells

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funny wakeup quotes

I yawned and stretched luxuriously in the morning. I make noises when I stretch because it feels ten times better than stretching silently. — Kevin Hearne

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Funny good morning wishes

One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I’ll never know. — Groucho Marx

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Funny good morning quotes

Lose an hour in the morning and you will spend all day looking for it. — Richard Whately

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Funny Good Morning Wishes and Quotes

 

Every single day I wake up and make up my mind that I am going to work really hard. Then my mind laughs at me and says ‘Good joke.’ Then we laugh for some more time and I go back to bed. — Gehenna Toss

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I hate when I dream of alarm clocks going off.” — Jarod Kintz

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Moist groaned. It was the crack of seven and he was allergic to the concept of two seven o’clocks in one day. — Terry Pratchett

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Do you wish me a good morning, or mean that it is a good morning whether I want it or not; or that you feel good this morning; or that it is a morning to be good on? — J.R.R. Tolkien

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So far as I know, anything worth hearing is not usually uttered at seven o’clock in the morning; and if it is, it will generally be repeated at a more reasonable hour for a larger and more wakeful audience. — Moss Hart

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Life is full of stress and troubles. If you want to have a good day, don’t get off your bed. Keep sleeping until you die and stop life happening to you!

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Good morning is a contradiction of terms. — Jim Davis

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There should be a rule against people trying to be funny before the sun comes up. — Kristen Chandler

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Good morning dear. Let’s welcome one more day in our life in which we try our best to put up with each other. Best wishes to you!

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I love the early hours of the day. It’s a nice place to visit but I wouldn’t want to live there. — James Lileks

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Birds scream at the top of their lungs in horrified hellish rage every morning at daybreak to warn us all of the truth, but sadly we don’t speak bird. — Kurt Cobain

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Keep the dream alive: Hit the snooze button. — Punit Ghadge

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Good morning! If you think you didn’t have enough sleep last night, don’t worry, you still have your chance to take some mid-day naps later.

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The first thing I do in the morning is brush my teeth and sharpen my tongue. — Dorothy Parker

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Every morning is a battle between the superego and the id, and I am a mere foot soldier with mud and a snooze button on her shield. — Catherynne Valente

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Even bad coffee is better than no coffee at all. — David Lynch

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You are annoying like the alarm clock. But at least I have someone to yell at when I wake up in the morning. Good morning dear!

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My routine is to ride that snooze button as far as it will take me, take a quick shower, get dressed in the dark and bolt out the door. — Willie Geist

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Today’s goals: Coffee and kindness. Maybe two coffees and then kindness. — Nanea Hoffman

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I like coffee because it gives me the illusion that I might be awake. — Lewis Black

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I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly. — Winston Churchill

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I wake up every morning at nine and grab for the morning paper. Then I look at the obituary page. If my name is not on it, I get up. — Benjamin Franklin

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You feel a little older in the morning. By noon I feel about 55. — Bob Dole

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Morning comes whether you set the alarm or not. — Ursula Le Guin

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The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office. — Robert Frost

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Every morning I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I’m not there, I go to work. — Robert Orben

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Sometimes I wake up and think I should start wearing a beret, but I don’t do it. — Mitch Hedburg

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I’m sorry for people who don’t drink. They wake up in the morning, that’s as good as they’re going to feel all day. — Frank Sinatra

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Everyone should experience a sunrise at least once a day. — Phil Dunphy

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When reality and dreams collide, typically it’s just your alarm clock going off. — Crystal Woods

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Mornings are almost clean slates. I say almost because the residue of yesterdays is sometimes stuck on them. — Medeia Sharif

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A morning coffee is my favorite way of starting the day, settling the nerves so that they don’t later fray. — Marcia Carrington

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Morning not only forgives, it forgets. — Marty Rubin

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In the morning, I woke like a sloth in the fog. — Leslie Connor

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Sunrise is starting to feel like a guilt trip. — Kris Kidd

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I wake up in the morning and lay in my bed waiting for my mom to prepare breakfast. And suddenly I remember that I’m the mom. — Unknown

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I hate mornings, they start so early. — Janet Evanovich

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The best part of waking up is still a mystery to me. — Uknown

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I want to live my life in such a way that when I get out of bed in the morning, the devil says, “aw s***, he’s up! — Steve Maraboli

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What irritates me most of all about these morning people is their horribly good temper, as if they have been up for three hours and already conquered France. — Timur Vermes

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Some mornings I just feel like breaking the damn alarm but then one thing always stops me. I paid hundreds of dollars to buy my phone. — Job Might

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Progress isn’t made by early risers. It’s made by lazy men trying to find easier ways to do something. — Robert Heinlein

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I need to get up; my coffee needs me. — Unknown

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