50 Top Hilarious Quotes for Everyday Life Short in English

Life is too short of course for those who enjoy life in different ways and life is equally narrow and long for those who do not enjoy life with good gossip and friends. If you want to enjoy life well, you should find art in every aspect of it. No matter how difficult the work is, you will find it easy. We bring you such hilarious quotes for everyday life that will add color to your life.

I want to be like a caterpillar. Eat a lot. Sleep for a while. Wake up beautiful.


Never let your best friends get lonely… keep disturbing them.

They call it a ‘selfie’ because ‘narcissistic is too hard to spell.

For me, math class is like watching a foreign movie without subtitles.

My wallet is like an onion, opening it makes me cry.

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I miss you like an idiot misses the point.

If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge?

Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.

Dear sleep: thanks for trying, but you can’t beat surfing the net.


I am presently experiencing life at a rate of several WTFs per hour.

A best friend is like a four-leaf clover, hard to find, lucky to have.

Some things are better left unsaid. Which I generally realize right after I have said them.

I’m in desperate need of a 6-month vacation, twice a year.

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Well, enough about me. Let’s talk about you. What do you think about me?

I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort.

My goal this weekend is to move… just enough so people don’t think I’m dead.

People say you can’t live without love, but I think oxygen is more important.

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Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

Life’s biggest struggle: I need to pee, but I don’t want to get out of bed.

That awkward moment when you’re wearing Nikes and you can’t do it.

I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s 7 years in a row now.


If you can’t remember my name, just say, ‘chocolate’ and I’ll turn around.

I never make the same mistake twice. I make it five or six times, you know, just to be sure.

I eat cake because it’s somebody’s birthday somewhere.

I haven’t failed at anything, I’ve just found all the wrong ways of doing it.

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If you can’t laugh at your own problems, call me and I’ll laugh at them.

To the guy who created imaginary numbers in Math: I hate you.

That awkward moment when you’re wearing Nike’s and you realize you can’t do it.

Be crazy, be stupid, be silly, be weird. Be whatever, because life is too short to be anything but happy.

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When I say I won’t tell anyone, my sister doesn’t count.

Just dropped my new single! It’s me. I’m single.

My bed is a magical place I suddenly remember everything I had to do.

Common sense is like deodorant, those who need it the most never use it.

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I’m on a date, she isn’t very social.

I’m on a seafood diet. When I see food, I eat it.

A cop pulled me over and told me Papers, so I said Scissors, I win! And drove off.

Brains are awesome. I wish everybody would have one!

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So it turns out being an adult is mostly just googling how to do stuff.

The worst part about online shopping is having to get up and get your card out of your handbag.

An apple a day keeps anyone away if you throw it hard enough.

I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life!

Be decisive. Right or wrong, make a decision. The road of life is paved with flat squirrels who couldn’t make a decision.

Life is not a fairytale. If you lose your shoe at midnight, you’re drunk.

Be strong, I whispered to my WiFi signal.

I’m an adult but more like an adult cat… Like someone should probably take care of me but I can also sorta make it on my own.

Insomnia sharpens your math skills because you spend all night calculating how much sleep you’ll get if you’re able to ‘fall asleep right now.

No woman is ugly, it’s just that some are more beautiful than others.

When you’re trying to sleep, but your brain decides to take a trip down memory lane and remember every stupid decision you made in your life.

Life is not a fairy tale. You lose your shoe at midnight, you’re drunk.

A giraffe’s coffee would be cold by the time it reached the bottom of its throat. Ever think about that? No. You only think about yourself.

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