50 Jovial Words of Wisdom | Funny Jovial Quotes

Jovial words of wisdom will surely brighten your day. Banish your worries and be happy. The day is good if you spend it with your loved ones. Find friends who are good for laughing and chatting. You have to spare some of your precious time. funny jovial quotes will be like a fragrance to your party.

1. “Everything is changing. People are taking the comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.” —Will Rogers

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2. “It’s so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don’t say it.” —Sam Levenson

3. “I often quote myself. It adds spice to my conversation.” —George Bernard Shaw

4. “Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.” —Erma Bombeck

5. “Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.” —Jules Renard

6. “Knowledge is like underwear. It is useful to have it, but not necessary to show it off.” —Bill Murray

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7. “Whenever people agree with me I always feel I must be wrong.” —Oscar Wilde

8. “The surprising thing about young fools is how many survive to become old fools.” —Doug Larson

9. “Scandal is gossip made tedious by morality.” —Oscar Wilde

10. “Don’t be humble; you’re not that great.” —Golda Meir

11. “I live on a one-way street that’s also a dead end. I’m not sure how I got there.” — Steven Wright

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12. “Talk sense to a fool and he calls you foolish.” —Euripides

13. “My problem lies in reconciling my gross habits with my net income.” —Errol Flyn

14. “Marriage is a great institution; but I am not ready for an institution yet.” —Mae West

15. “If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they’ll kill you.” —Oscar Wilde

16. “Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months.” —Oscar Wilde

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17. “Youth is a wonderful thing. What a crime to waste it on children.” —George Bernard Shaw

18. “My idea of an agreeable person is a person who agrees with me.” —Benjamin Disraeli

19. “In three words I can sum up everything I have learned about life: it goes on.” —Robert Frost

20. “I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.” —Douglas Adams

21. “The secret of life is to appreciate the pleasure of being terribly, terribly deceived.” —Oscar Wilde

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22. “I am an old man and have known many troubles. But most of them never happened.” —Mark Twain

23. “Blessed are the flexible, for they shall not be bent out of shape.” —Anon

24. “What is a cynic? A man who knows the price of everything and the value of nothing.” —Oscar Wilde

25. “I do not want people to be agreeable, as it saves me the trouble of liking them.” —Jane Austen

26. “Always get married in the morning. That way, if it doesn’t work out, you haven’t wasted a whole day.” —Mickey Rooney

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27. “The only thing worse than being talked about, is not being talked about.” —Oscar Wilde

28. “Democracy is a device that ensures we shall be governed no better than we deserve.” —George Bernard Shaw

29. “A jury consists of twelve people chosen to decide who has the better lawyer.” —Robert Frost

30. “Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.” —George Burns

31. “Happiness is nothing more than good health and a bad memory.” —Albert Shweitzer

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32. “The trouble with the rat-race is that, even if you win, you’re still a rat.” —Lily Tomlin

33. “What’s the use of a good quotation if you can’t change it?” —Doctor Who

34. “I can resist anything but temptation.” —Oscar Wilde

35. “A lifetime of happiness! No man alive could bear it; it would be hell on earth.” —George Bernard Shaw

36. “The best way to teach your kids about taxes is by eating 30 percent of their ice cream.” —Bill Murray

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37. “Where so many hours have been spent in convincing myself that I am right, is there not some reason to fear I may be wrong?” —Jane Austen

38. “I might repeat to myself slowly and soothingly a list of beautiful quotations from minds profound – if I can only remember any of the damn things.” —Dorothy Parker

39. “There are only two kinds of people who are really fascinating: people who know absolutely everything and people who know absolutely nothing.” —Oscar Wilde

40. “Martyrdom is the only way in which a man can become famous without ability.” —George Bernard Shaw

41. “I’m against a homogenized society, because I want the cream to rise.” —Robert Frost

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42. “The fact that a believer is happier than a skeptic is no more to the point than the fact that a drunken man is happier than a sober one.” —George Bernard Shaw

43. “It is a truth universally acknowledged that, a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a wife. —Jane Austen

44. “Patriotism is your conviction that this country is superior to all others because you were born in it.” —George Bernard Shaw

45. “One is tempted to define man as a rational animal who always loses his temper when he is called upon to act in accordance with the dictates of reason.” —Oscar Wilde

46. “To get back my youth I would do anything in the world, except exercise, get up early, or be respectable.” —Oscar Wilde

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47. “The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don’t want, drink what you don’t like, and do what you’d rather not.” —Mark Twain

48. “A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.” —Winston S. Churchill

49. “It doesn’t make a difference what temperature a room is, it’s always room temperature.” —Steven Alexander Wright

50. “My marriage had it’s ups and downs like everyone’s, but when it came down to it, I knew it was solid. I miss that sort of connection with someone.” —John Scalzi

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