50+ Mother Daughter Funny Quotes That Make You Laugh

Mother and daughter have a relationship that has no alternative. The daughter tells her mother everything she can’t do to anyone. The strength of this relationship is to live together with love and humor. We’ve put together some of the funniest quotes you’ve ever had between mother and daughter. All this is just for fun. Don’t look at them in the sense of criticism. Let’s read mother daughter funny quotes

“Daughters are like flowers, they fill the world with beauty, and sometimes attract pests.”

“It’s always a struggle to be patient with my daughter until I realize she is a 10-year-old version of me.”

“Life doesn’t come with a manual, it comes with a Mother.”

“My mom always lets me wear skinny jeans. I thought she was cool until she let it slip that if I could barely get them off, then neither could a boy.”

“I always tell my daughter that having a weird mom builds character. Usually when I’m dropping her off at school in my PJs”

“My mother and I have never mutually loved something as much as we love caffeine.”

“I smile because I’m your daughter, I laugh because there’s nothing you can do about it.” 

“A daughter is God’s way of saying, ‘thought you could use a lifelong friend.’”

“Mother. One person who does the work of twenty. For free.”

• “One time my daughter and I were fighting and looked over to see my husband eating popcorn and watching. Needless to say, my daughter and I found our common ground in an enemy quickly.”
• “The first lesson every child of Athena learned: Mom was the best at everything, and you should never, ever suggest otherwise.” – Rick Riordan
• “When you are young and your mom tried to protect you from boys, you feel suffocated. When you are old, she tells you all her horror stories and you finally understand.”
• “Having a little girl has been like following an old treasure map with the important paths torn away.” – Heather Gudenkauf
• “I’m afraid that once your heart’s involved, it all comes out in moron.” – Lorelai Gilmore
• “If you are having a hard time being sympathetic to your mother, just remember – she pees a little every time she sneezes. Now you have both laughter and sympathy.”
• “If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?” – Milton Berle
• “My mom is literally a part of me. You can’t say that about many people except relatives, and organ donors.” – Carrie Latet
• “Why yes I do fight with my daughter about what she is allowed to wear. And yes, she lets me win sometimes.”
• “Sometimes I think my daughter and I are so different, then her attitude flares up and I recognize that bitch immediately”
• “Chin up Princess or the crown slips.”
• “Little girls are the nicest things that happen to people. They are born with a little bit of angelshine about them, and though it wears thin sometimes there is always enough left to lasso your heart.” – Alan Beck
• “I could never love anyone the way I love you, I used to tell my wife. And then the second I looked in that baby’s eyes, in that exact moment, that if we were ever under attack, I would use my wife as a human shield to protect that baby.” – Ryan Reynolds
• “It’s not ’empty nest syndrome’ until all of their crap is out of your basement.”
• “What’s it like to have the greatest daughter in the world? I don’t know ask your grandmother.”
• “I love when my daughter gets an attitude with me. I’m like girl, I gave you that attitude, and I have way more practice with it.”
• “I always wondered what would happen if my mom had to count past three. Now that I am a mom I know that she was praying it wouldn’t go that far cause we really don’t have a plan when we start counting.”
• “By the time a woman realizes her mother was right, she has a daughter who thinks she’s wrong.” 
• “Thank you to the woman who carried me for 9 months and for 29 years financially.” – Unknown
• “I got it from my mama.” – Will.I.Am.
• “The phrase ‘working mother’ is redundant.” – Jane Sellman
• “All I know is that I carried you for nine months. I fed you, I clothed you, I paid for your college education. Friending me on Facebook seems like a small thing to ask in return.” – Jodi Picoult
• “I once asked my mom what it was like to have the most wonderful daughter in the world. She told me she had no idea, but that I should ask Grandma.”
• “I like to think my daughter and I have a Lorelai and Rory thing going on, while she probably thinks we have a Lorelai and Emily thing going on…”
• “My mom always said that payback was a bitch, which I always thought was a really bad word to use to describe your granddaughter.”
• “It’s funny how you can sometimes see yourself in your daughter, like when she gives that same sass to your husband that you do.”
• “I tried my entire life to be different than my mother, and yet here I am yelling at my kids for not putting their shoes away just like she did.”
• “Whenever I make fun of my mom when teaching her how to use the computer she always reminds me that she had to teach me how to use the bathroom.”

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