70 Unique Witty Laughter Quotes in English

Not everyone knows the art of making people laugh, but those who can do it make themselves happy and make others happy too. By laughing and smiling, a person forgets his troubles. We should appreciate those who make people laugh. It is not known how many people forgot their life’s problems and started smiling because of them. We have also brought you some similar quotes which are unique witty laughter quotes and written in english.

1. “I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose.” – Woody Allen

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2. “Life is worth living as long as there’s a laugh in it.”  – L.M. Montgomery

3. “Always laugh when you can, it is cheap medicine.” – George Gordon Byron

4. “Laughter is the greatest weapon we have and we, as humans, use it the least.” – Mark Twain

5. “Laughter is poison to fear.” – George R.R. Martin

6. “Of all days, the day on which one has not laughed is the one most surely wasted.” – Sebastien Roch

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7. “The highest state is laughter.” – Maharishi Mahesh Yogi

8. “A person who knows how to laugh at himself will never cease to be amused.” – Shirley MacClain

9. “Laughter is the corrective force which prevents us from becoming cranks.” – Henri Bergson

10. “I think laughter is a sacred act.” – Tom Shadyac

11. “There is little success where there is little laughter.” – Andrew Carnegie

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12. “The human race has only one really effective weapon and that is laughter.” – Mark Twain

13. “Trouble knocked at the door, but, hearing laughter, hurried away.” – Benjamin Franklin

14. “Laughter is therapy for physical pain, emotional pain, and the everyday pain of life.” – Terri Guillemets

15. “Laughter is carbonated holiness.” – Anne Lammott

16. “There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt.” – Erma Bombeck

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17. “If we couldn’t laugh we would all go insane.” – Robert Frost

18. “Hearty laughter is a good way to jog internally without having to go outdoors.” – Norman Cousins

19. “With mirth and laughter let old wrinkles come.” – William Shakespeare

20. “We need more kindness, more compassion, more joy, more laughter. I definitely want to contribute to that.” –Ellen DeGeneres

21. “Laughter has always brought me out of unhappy situations.” – Red Skelton

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22. “Laughter is the shortest distance between two people.” – Victor Borge

23. “A person who knows how to laugh at himself will never cease to be amused.” – Shirley MacClain

24. “In the sweetness of friendship let there be laughter, and sharing of pleasures.” – Khalil Gibran

25. “We don’t laugh because we’re happy, we are happy because we laugh.” – William James

26. “Laughter is the sun that drives winter from the human face.” – Victor Hugo

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27. “The greatest prayer you could ever pray is to laugh every day.” – Ramtha

28. “If you don’t learn to laugh at trouble, you won’t have anything to laugh at when you’re old.” – Edgar Watson Howe

29. “You cannot be mad at somebody who makes you laugh – it’s as simple as that.” – Jay Leno

30. “There is nothing in the world so irresistibly contagious as laughter and good humor.” – Charles Dickens

31. “Everybody laughs the same in every language because laughter is a universal connection.” – Jakob Smirnoff

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32. “A wonderful thing about true laughter is that it just destroys any kind of system of dividing people.” – John Cleese

33. “I love people who make me laugh. I honestly think it’s the thing I like most, to laugh. It cures a multitude of ills.” – Audrey Hepburn

34. “You cannot be mad at somebody who makes you laugh – it’s as simple as that.” – Jay Leno

35. “With the fearful strain that is on me night and day, if I did not laugh I should die.” – Abraham Lincoln

36. “Perhaps I know best why it is man alone who laughs; he alone suffers so deeply that he had to invent laughter.” – Friedrich Nietzsche

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37. “When humor goes, there goes civilization.” – Erma Bombeck

38. “There is nothing in the world so irresistibly contagious as laughter and good humor.” – Charles Dickens

39. “Let there be more joy and laughter in your living.” – Eileen Caddy

40. “I think laughter is the best medicine. If you can’t laugh at yourself, then you can’t laugh at life and the silliness of it all.” – David Hasselhoff

41. “Each of us has a spark of life inside us, and our highest endeavor ought to be to set off that spark in one another.” – Kenny Ausubel

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42. “Laughter gives us distance. It allows us to step back from an event, deal with it and then move on.” – Bob Newhart

43. “It is impossible for you to be angry and laugh at the same time. Anger and laughter are mutually exclusive and you have the power to choose either.” – Wayne Dyer

44. “The person who can bring the spirit of laughter into a room is indeed blessed.” – Bennett Cerf

45. “It is cheerful to God when you rejoice or laugh from the bottom of your heart.” – Martin Luther King Jr.

46. “I think laughter is the best medicine. If you can’t laugh at yourself, then you can’t laugh at life and the silliness of it all.” – David Hasselhoff

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47. “I don’t trust anyone who doesn’t laugh.” – Maya Angelou

48. “Everybody laughs the same in every language because laughter is a universal connection.” – Jakob Smirnoff

49. “Laughter is an instant vacation.” – Milton Berle

50. “I think laughter may be a form of courage. As humans we sometimes stand tall and look into the sun and laugh, and I think we are never more brave than when we do that.” – Linda Ellerbee

51. “At the height of laughter, the universe is flung into a kaleidoscope of new possibilities.” – Jean Houston

52. “I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful.” – Bob Hope

53. “When you lose your laugh you lose your footing.” – Ken Kesey

54. “Laughter can bring a new perspective.” – Christopher Durang

55. “Gratitude helps you to grow and expand; gratitude brings joy and laughter into your life and into the lives of all those around you.” – Eileen Caddy

56. “There is little success where there is little laughter.” –Andrew Carnegie

57. “Laughter heals all wounds, and that’s one thing that everybody shares. No matter what you’re going through, it makes you forget about your problems. I think the world should keep laughing.” –Kevin Hart

58. “A day without laughter is a day wasted.” – Charlie Chaplin

59. “Laughter is a bodily exercise, precious to health.” – Aristotle

60. “I try to find a reason to laugh each day. Somehow, if you can incorporate laughter into your day, every day, it really helps. It’s the little things in life that make me happy.” – Faith Hill

61. “Laughter is important, not only because it makes us happy, it also has actual health benefits. And that’s because laughter completely engages the body and releases the mind. It connects us to others, and that in itself has a healing effect.” – Marlo Thomas

62. “The person who has a sense of humor is not just more relaxed in the face of a potentially stressful situation, but is more flexible in his approach.” – John Morreall

63. “Laughter is the key to youth.” – Karen Madewell

64. “Laughter, at least for a while, makes you forget your troubles.” – Remez Sasson

65. “Smiles are the soul’s kisses.” – Minna Thomas Antrim

66. “Laughing quotations make you remember not to take things too seriously, and that life can be pleasant and fun.” – Remez Sasson

67. “Your body cannot heal without play. Your mind cannot heal without laughter. Your soul cannot heal without joy.” – Catherine Rippenger Fenwick

68. “Laughter makes anger, stress and worries go away, and lets happiness and a good mood fill you.” – Remez Sasson

68. “My father taught me to work, but not to love it. I never did like to work, and I don’t deny it. I’d rather read, tell stories, crack jokes, talk, and laugh, anything but work.” – Abraham Lincoln

69. “Laughter serves as a blocking agent. Like a bullet-proof vest, it may help protect you against the ravages of negative emotions that can assault you in disease.” – Norman Cousins

70. “Laughter is a form of internal jogging. It moves your internal organs around. It enhances respiration. It is an igniter of great expectations.” – Norman Cousins

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