50 Working Mom Funny Quotes To Make You Laugh More

A mother’s relationship is an irreplaceable relationship. A mother’s love for her children is unmatched in the world. An example of this love is preventing children from doing wrong things, taking care of their every happiness and laughing with them. The hardships a mother endures in raising her children are beyond the reach of a normal person. Many writers pay tribute to the mother by showing these ‘Working Mom Funny Quotes’, their purpose is only to entertain and not to criticize. Let’s enjoy them.

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Short funny mom quotes
Short funny mom quotes

Sleeping like a baby is a lie. I want to sleep like my Mom on Thanksgiving.

Funny working mother quotes
Funny working mother quotes

That brown stain on your fingers could be chocolate, but it’s also just as likely not to be. Better not risk it.

Humous mother quotes

If you want your child’s full immediate attention, try using the bathroom alone.

Kids funny quotes
Kids funny quotes
  1. “Are you even a mother if you don’t yell, “Get in the car!” twenty times each morning?.”
  2. “The true test of patience is watching your child try to zip their coat themselves when you are running late.”
  3. “If you enjoy a clean home, relaxing weekends, and long romantic meals, then parenthood isn’t for you.”
  4. “You wrestled a bear? Cool. I removed a splinter from a two year-old’s finger. I think we’re even.”
  5. “I always say if you aren’t yelling at your kids, you’re not spending enough time with them.” – Reese Witherspoon
  6. “If you stare longingly at your bathtub more than you do at your partner, you might be a mom.”
  7. “Who knew you could ruin a child’s day simply by serving milk in the wrong colored cup?”
  8. “90 percent of parenting is passing out snacks and counting down the minutes until nap time.”
  9. “Motherhood: That moment when you are searching for your child’s misplaced Halloween candy that you ate last night.”
  10. “Stepping on a LEGO land mine at 4:30 a.m. while holding a baby and not falling should be an Olympic sport.”
  11. “Woke up to two toddlers and a kitchen covered in flour. But I slept until 7 a.m. so we are going to call that a win.”

Mom Movie Quotes Funny

Funny crazy mom quotes
Funny crazy mom quotes

I think you’re great, cool kid and the best friend a girl could have. – Lorelei Gilmore, Gilmore Girls

Funny mom movie quotes
Funny mom movie quotes
  1. “I didn’t know it, but I was destined to be your Mama.” – Mrs. Gump, Forrest Gump
  2. “I need you, I need you here, I need you now. I cannot do this alone. I need my Mommy, and dammit, I don’t care who knows it.” — Rory on Gilmore Girls
  3. “As she guided me through these last 18 years, I don’t think she ever realized that the person I most wanted to be was her.” – Rory on Gilmore Girls
  4. “You threaten my son, you threaten me.” – Leigh Anne Tuey, The Blind Side
  5. “How do I explain her? She is as respected as Mother Teresa, as powerful as Stalin, and as beautiful as Margaret Thatcher.” – Leslie Knope, Parks and Recreation
  6. “As she guided me through these last 18 years, I don’t think she ever realized that the person I most wanted to be was her.” – Rory, Gilmore

Funny Mom Quotes for Instagram

Mother love sayings
Mother love sayings

It’s a mom thing.

Child funny quotes
Child funny quotes

Nap time is my happy hour.

Funny mom quotes for instagram
Funny mom quotes for instagram
  1. “50 Shades Of Dark Circles Under My Eyes.”
  4. “Being a parent is like folding a fitted sheet. No one really knows how.”
  5. “My mother tried to warn me — but I didn’t listen.”
  6. “I hate it when I’m waiting for mom to cook dinner, then I remember that I am the mom.”

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