A mother’s relationship is an irreplaceable relationship. A mother’s love for her children is unmatched in the world. An example of this love is preventing children from doing wrong things, taking care of their every happiness and laughing with them. The hardships a mother endures in raising her children are beyond the reach of a normal person. Many writers pay tribute to the mother by showing these ‘Working Mom Funny Quotes’, their purpose is only to entertain and not to criticize. Let’s enjoy them.
Funny Working Mom Quotes Short
- “Are you even a mother if you don’t yell, “Get in the car!” twenty times each morning?.”
- “The true test of patience is watching your child try to zip their coat themselves when you are running late.”
- “If you enjoy a clean home, relaxing weekends, and long romantic meals, then parenthood isn’t for you.”
- “You wrestled a bear? Cool. I removed a splinter from a two year-old’s finger. I think we’re even.”
- “I always say if you aren’t yelling at your kids, you’re not spending enough time with them.” – Reese Witherspoon
- “If you stare longingly at your bathtub more than you do at your partner, you might be a mom.”
- “Who knew you could ruin a child’s day simply by serving milk in the wrong colored cup?”
- “90 percent of parenting is passing out snacks and counting down the minutes until nap time.”
- “Motherhood: That moment when you are searching for your child’s misplaced Halloween candy that you ate last night.”
- “Stepping on a LEGO land mine at 4:30 a.m. while holding a baby and not falling should be an Olympic sport.”
- “Woke up to two toddlers and a kitchen covered in flour. But I slept until 7 a.m. so we are going to call that a win.”
Mom Movie Quotes Funny
- “I didn’t know it, but I was destined to be your Mama.” – Mrs. Gump, Forrest Gump
- “I need you, I need you here, I need you now. I cannot do this alone. I need my Mommy, and dammit, I don’t care who knows it.” — Rory on Gilmore Girls
- “As she guided me through these last 18 years, I don’t think she ever realized that the person I most wanted to be was her.” – Rory on Gilmore Girls
- “You threaten my son, you threaten me.” – Leigh Anne Tuey, The Blind Side
- “How do I explain her? She is as respected as Mother Teresa, as powerful as Stalin, and as beautiful as Margaret Thatcher.” – Leslie Knope, Parks and Recreation
- “As she guided me through these last 18 years, I don’t think she ever realized that the person I most wanted to be was her.” – Rory, Gilmore
Funny Mom Quotes for Instagram
- “50 Shades Of Dark Circles Under My Eyes.”
- “JUST LOWER YOUR EXPECTATIONS, OKAY!”
- “I’M NOT A REGULAR MOM. I’M A COOL MOM.”
- “Being a parent is like folding a fitted sheet. No one really knows how.”
- “My mother tried to warn me — but I didn’t listen.”
- “I hate it when I’m waiting for mom to cook dinner, then I remember that I am the mom.”
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