Famous funny writer George Gordon Byron once said “Always laugh when you can, it is cheap medicine.” A cheerful person actually protects himself from diseases caused by his worry. The only solution to depression is to keep yourself happy. Some people get addicted to many vices and addictions due to anxiety, from which it becomes impossible to get rid of them later. Try as much as possible to choose friends who have a sense of humor so that you don’t feel bored in their company. Here are some famous ‘amusing quotes that stand out about life’ written by humor writers.
1. “I’d like to live like a poor man – only with lots of money.” – Pablo Picasso
2. “Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.” – Oscar Wilde
3. “It’s so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don’t say it.” – Sam Levenson
4. “Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die.” – Albert King
5. “Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.” – Elbert Hubbard
6. “The road to success is always under construction.” – Lily Tomlin
7. “‘Fries or salad?’ sums up every adult decision you have to make.” – Aparna Nancherla
8. “Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.” – Redd Foxx
9. “We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.” – Bryan White
10. “It wasn’t love at first sight. It took a full five minutes.” – Lucille Ball
11. “You can’t have everything… where would you put it?” – Steven Alexander Wright
12. “The capacity for friendship is God’s way of apologizing for our families.” – Jay McInerney
13. “It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them.” – Ralph Waldo Emerson
14. “Sometimes me think, ‘What is friend?’ Then me say, ‘Friend is someone to share the last cookie with.’” – Cookie Monster
15. “Education is learning what you didn’t even know you didn’t know.” – Daniel J. Boorstin
16. “I love being married. It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.” – Rita Rudner
17. “When I was a kid, my parents moved a lot, but I always found them.” – Rodney Dangerfield
18. “Insanity is hereditary; you get it from your children.” – Sam Levenson
19. “As a child, my family’s menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it.” – Buddy Hackett
20. “Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.” – George Burns
21. “Confidence is 10% work and 90% delusion.” – Tina Fey
22. “There is no such thing as fun for the whole family.” – Jerry Seinfeld
23. “Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.” – Phyllis Diller
24. “Never have more children than you have car windows.” – Erma Bombeck
25. “Friends are people who know you really well and like you anyway.” – Greg Tamblyn
26. “Learn from the mistakes of others, you can never live long enough to make them all yourself.” – Groucho Marx
27. “If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito.” – Dalai Lama
28. “Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are a good person is a little like expecting the bull not to attack you because you are a vegetarian.” – Dennis Wholey
29. “Everyone has a purpose in life. Perhaps yours is watching television.” – David Letterman
30. “People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.” – Isaac Asimov
31. “Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.” – Abraham Lincoln
32. “Love is being stupid together.” – Paul Valery
33. “I love you no matter what you do, but do you have to do so much of it?” – Jean Illsley Clarke
34. “Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow internet service to see who they really are.” – Will Ferrell
35. “I love being married. It’s so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.” – Rita Rudner
36. “24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence?” – Steven Alexander Wright
37. “If you think education is expensive, try ignorance.” – Derek Bok
38. “I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives.” – Ralph Waldo Emerson
39. “A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.” – Steve Martin
40. “Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that, who cares?… He’s a mile away and you’ve got his shoes!” – Billy Connolly
41. “A mind is like a parachute. It doesn’t work if it is not open.” – Frank Zappa
42. “Honesty is the key to a relationship. If you can fake that, you’re in.” – Richard Jeni
43. “True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked.” – Erich Segal
44. “Trouble knocked at the door, but, hearing laughter, hurried away.” – Benjamin Franklin
45. “Trying to be happy by accumulating possessions is like trying to satisfy hunger by taping sandwiches all over your body.” – George Carlin
46. “You can only be young once. But you can always be immature.” – Dave Barry
47. “Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.” – Mark Twain
48. “Everybody talks about the weather, but nobody does anything about it.” – Charles Dudley Warner
49. “The surest sign that there’s intelligent life elsewhere in the universe, is that it has never contacted us.” – Bill Waterson
50. “If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There’s no point in being a damn fool about it.” – W. C. Fields
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